internets asploded - holy christ thank god it's over

SomethingClever · #1 08-07-2007, 05:24 PM

Had no internet for like 4 hours here today at work... pure torture... how did people work before the internet?

Like those people that use to have IBM Selectrics before computers were invented... did they just work 8 hours straight? WTF did they do that whole time? And how did they not kill themselves?

I guess they probably smoked at their desks and drank bourbon from flasks so that might have helped a bit.

RunyonAve · #2 08-07-2007, 05:25 PM

i wouldn't know what to do for 10 hours at work without internet....

working is out of the question obviously.

bmwguy525 · #3 08-07-2007, 05:28 PM

This one really hit close to home. I'm glad you're okay now, but without the internet at work I'd probably just take the day off.

NozeCandy · #4 08-07-2007, 05:40 PM

Work was crazy today. I didn't get sidetracked via internet, finished everything 3 hours early, and went home.

billygrippo · #5 08-07-2007, 06:03 PM

masturbate like 5 times obv

the 5th time will take like 2 hours

LuckyDice · #6 08-07-2007, 06:05 PM

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masturbate like 5 times obv

the 5th time will take like 2 hours

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but without the internet how will you get your pr0n?

JuntMonkey · #7 08-07-2007, 07:27 PM

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masturbate like 5 times obv

the 5th time will take like 2 hours

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This isn't necessarily true. I'm 26, and the other day I masturbated 11 times from midnight to midnight, completely shattering my previous record of 6 (as well as anyone else's record I've ever heard of) from when I was a younger, more fertile man.