bbv: subway map leads to ridiculousness

[phifediggy]

brag: picked up free subway map from hotel desk to figure out where i was going

beat: had to use said map as toilet paper in subway bathroom

variance: made it to desired destination, but my ass sorta hurts and i no longer have the map.

edit: also, the girl i was with tonight apparently got solicited for sex TWICE while waiting for me outside the aforementioned bathroom (two different guys asked her "how much?"... she's not a whore and wasn't dressed like one either, but it was 4am and the subway was pretty empty). not sure what category that falls under.

[4drugmoney]

I use my socks whenever i have that problem. Or my boxers.

[1968]

pics of girl to save thread?

[Kevroc]

was this in NYC, because I might have been one of those dudes that tried to purchase services.