Brag: I makes a funny poker YTMND

[Dangeresque]

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beat: she's like 50...

also she thought matusow had pocket kings...

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Variance: I'd hit it as long as she talked during.

Beat: She's older than my dad's girlfriend.

... ???: Unabomber's hittin' it.

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Beat: You'd hit it anyway

Brag: She's smokin' hot.

Variance: You're hammered, referring to yourself in the third person and she's sucking on una-cawk.