Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

[ChipStorm]

Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

Why do you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't burst when you f*** 'em.

Why do penises have a knob on the end?
So you don't hit yourself in the head whacking off.

Two guys walking down the street see a dog licking his balls.
Guy 1: "Man, I wish I could do that."
Guy 2: "I think you're gonna have to pet him first."