worst sexual experience you've ever had

[Jiganti]

Why isn't this in BBV4L?

[BowToYourSensei]

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Why isn't this in BBV4L?

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first a poker hand to keep this thread kosher

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Ah Jc]
dukeofearle: calls 20
bighough: folds
Vlohriz: folds
vasky: folds
Kingski: calls 20
Edje62: calls 20
ifoundnemo23: raises 100 to 120
P4ter: folds
TorBamsen: folds
dukeofearle: calls 100
Kingski: folds
Edje62: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [7c Tc Ts]
dukeofearle: checks
Edje62: bets 200
ifoundnemo23: raises 900 to 1100 and is all-in
dukeofearle: calls 1100
Edje62: folds
*** TURN *** [7c Tc Ts] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [7c Tc Ts 8c] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dukeofearle: shows [9d 8h] (two pair, Tens and Eights)
ifoundnemo23: shows [Ah Jc] (a pair of Tens)
dukeofearle collected 2810 from pot


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[boomshakalaka]

lol loopholeaments?

[Jiganti]

lol jumptolastpageaments

[prodonkey]

I love reading some of the made up crap from virgins that is basically physically impossible to have happened.

[The B]

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my weight bench.

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beat

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Also, about two weeks ago I was hanging out with some chick at some karaokee bar and the girl got sloppy drunk. We were driving home and she was grabbin on my dick and stuff. She had a skirt on so I started fingering her and she was going wild in my truck. Her legs were kicking and squiggling all over the place when all of a sudden I looked out her window and see a cop pacing right next to me. I thought I was [censored] but when I looked at him he gave me a smile and speed off, I continuted fingering her the whole time and after he speed off as I was still messin with her and her legs kicking all over I again look out her window and there is another cop pacing me. I guess the first cop radioed the second cop and he was watching me until I saw him then he too speed off. I thought I was going to jail, but not once did I break my stride lol.

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virgin telling a lie

[ibakepie]

1. guys that beg for head
2. guys that brag on there dicks and they are small (i know its not your fault that your small just dont brag)
3. guys that bust off before you even get hot
4.your smelly balls
5.guys that dont care if you get off
6.guys that try to put there dick in when you are not even ready
7.begging
8.begging
9.begging
10.old guys named tom that stick there dick on your back

[mj12]

I had a leg cramp while doing doggy start right before cumming the other night. I can't decide wether to take the pain or get out. I started making weird sounds of pain while thinking when my girlfriend turns around worriedly then drops down laughing her ass off.