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  #101  
Old 08-02-2007, 10:37 AM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Default Re: i fking want to kill myself

nations here to tell it how it is in bbv
too many dudes are really actin so dishonestly
hiv tried to sneak one under corporation's nose,
too late though, gild made it rain on them hoes

wannabe be hustla vig gave us a sob story,
tried to take a shot but of course was left with zero glory
got pics of his girlfriend and kid to try to make it real,
got the money from the suckers using all her sex appeal.

i come with dirt from the secret mod forum
where mods is actin crazy with zero decorum
none of yall can see the crazy ish thats being said
don't piss mat off, he'll snipe you with some verbal bullet lead

i bring the drama to the boards, i dont hold it out,
give grim a [censored] you'll get some cash, thats without a doubt
some poeple on these boards are out to get a little fame
like good2cu's crew but they still got zero macking game

yea im a grinder slash nit but i work hard,
cuttin people up like yves cuts lines with his credit card,
makin it keep happenin at poker, got big dreams,
on my grind hard with some solid moneymakin schemes

so any of you wack bustos wanna come battle me,
take a minute, think, cuz i'll dominate you mentally,
but after this verse we'll all be back into our old crew,
i'm bbv 4 lyfe so hey bbv what it do
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:40 AM
Georgia Avenue Georgia Avenue is offline
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Default Re: i fking want to kill myself

Poor prabs. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Stop tilting ldo.
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  #103  
Old 08-02-2007, 11:05 AM
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Default Re: i fking want to kill myself

Poker is fun
For Everyone
To all my opponents,
they should've practiced avoidance.

-Prahlad
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  #104  
Old 08-02-2007, 11:07 AM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Poker is fun
For Everyone
To all my opponents,
they should've practiced avoidance.

-Prahlad

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Old 08-02-2007, 11:17 AM
Montalvo Montalvo is offline
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i didn't post all the bad beats i took, i seriously lost like every all in 4 straight times, then started playing like crap. i posted the tilt hands.

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pls post said bad beats, which you're implying you played much better. Redemption awaits!
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:34 PM
Mr_Donktastic Mr_Donktastic is offline
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Default Re: i fking want to kill myself

It's ok folks, don't feel bad for nation, he still gets a healthy cut of the FTP bot sweatshop.
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:39 PM
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Nation, coach more players and ship them to my tables plz.
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:47 PM
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Sklansky bux graph NOW!

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Old 08-02-2007, 03:53 PM
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Solid gold!

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hahaha...this is sooooo good
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Old 08-02-2007, 04:01 PM
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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($196.65)
Hero ($572.95)
Button ($244.35)
SB ($224.35)
BB ($272.80)
UTG ($235.15)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $8</font>, Hero calls $8, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>.

Flop: ($19) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets $14</font>, Hero calls $14.

Turn: ($47) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets $32</font>, Hero calls $32.

River: ($111) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets $88</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $176</font>, MP calls $54.65 (All-In).

Final Pot: $396.30

Results in white below:
MP has 2h 2c (full house, twos full of eights).
Hero has Th Td (two pair, tens and eights).
Outcome: MP wins $396.30. Hero wins $33.35.


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lmao

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dude you seriously got owned so [censored] hard in this hand by villian

[/ QUOTE ] I really don't quote hands to much, but this villan threw out a block bet to freeze you so you can call and he can see a card for relatively cheap. Should have went over the top on this one and took it down.
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