Poker Site Live Chat (UB)

[obiedman]

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you should've asked him for ub to stop calling me with [censored] random bonus offers all the time

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WTF they call you? they just email me

[BowToYourSensei]

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you should've asked him for ub to stop calling me with [censored] random bonus offers all the time

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WTF they call you? they just email me

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absolute used to call me a lot. and me being the idiot noob i was, i always listened to the offer because it was personalized just for me!

[The Icon]

http://www.neverwinpoker.com/phpnuke...ict-14861.html

teaching my roomate to play poker at the 5-10 level, he's using my account. A guy disconeccts after my friend bets out on the turn after he checkraises the flop. Flop is 774 turn 4. Before he disconnects he announces to the table "sorry to do this but I gotta see what u have". He loses with AJ but does not have to pay turn or river bets. He then laughs about the move afterwards.

Then the following chat happens... I may open a new account on doyle's room anyway where I can get rakeback and maybe better service?



(19:16:09): Please wait... contacting available host.

(19:16:09): Player 'BUSTKUNTLOL' joined chat.

(19:16:13): Host 'marc-host' joined chat.

marc-host (19:16:17): Hi, welcome to our poker room. How can I help you?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:16:3Cool: I HAVE MAJOR PROBLEM

marc-host (19:16:43): whats that?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:16:52): 5/10 table

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:16:59): inherit the wind

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:17:19): player just deliberately disconnected to see my cards

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:17:26): to force hand into showdown and see free river

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:17:34): TDS

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:17:41): even told me he was doing it

marc-host (19:17:52): what was the players name?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:17:5Cool: TDS

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:18:02): check the chat

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:18:05): [censored] cheating

marc-host (19:19:06): ok i will look into it

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:19:12): I JOIN THIS SITE BEC FRIEND IS MAJOR STOCK HOLDER

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:19:20): NOW I GET CHEATED?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:20:07): sorry, i am very upset

marc-host (19:20:3Cool: sorry one moment please

marc-host (19:23:02): i am looking into it and will be right with you

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:23:13): no problem

marc-host (19:23:24): do you have a hand id for that hand?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:23:33): hold on

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:23:36): maybe i get it

marc-host (19:23:41): thanks

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:23:46): it was QQ vs AJ

marc-host (19:25:25): ok i ll find it but it my take a few mins

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:25:47): [162496]

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:25:53): bingo

marc-host (19:25:53): ok thanks

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:27:05): blatent abuse of all in protection...and he said he was gonna do it, and joked abt it after

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:27:10): insane abuse

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:27:17):

marc-host (19:28:15): i agree

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:29:06): ok

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:29:17): what happens now?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:29:2Cool: player claims he knows all the poker managers and is untouchable

marc-host (19:29:34): are you sure it was that hand id?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:29:46): flop 747

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:29:50): AQ vs JJ

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:30:30): thought i had grabbed the right number from the chat

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:31:53): if not, might be hand right after/before

marc-host (19:32:05): sorry still working on it

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:32:10): ok

marc-host (19:34:24): ok i have seen that it happened but all i can do for you is give you the $5 that you missed out on

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:34:55): he would pay off turn and river = 20

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:35:13): he disconnect on my 10 bet and said lol...i see for free??

marc-host (19:37:41): i do understand that but all i can do is give you the money that was on the table this is because i cant pridict what you would have done on river

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:00): QQ fullhouse>>>>?????

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:07): i bet turn to check river???

marc-host (19:38:14): and the other player is been dealt with again to ensure it doesnt happen again

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:17): why else u think he disconnect?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:22): how?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:32): please dont cheat again sir???

marc-host (19:38:34): i understand but this is all i can do

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:50): my business with ur site is done

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:5Cool: this will be posted all over 2+2

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:39:03): this is a joke

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:39:15): meant to be credible website

marc-host (19:39:15): i am sorry you feel that way

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:39:31): I make sure everyone knows about this

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:39:41): what was his punishment??>???

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:39:44): <<<<L>LKDN>EAHBFNLMK EH W Nbaf

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:40:05): FINE NOW I SIT, AND DISCONNECT EVERY HAND...WE CAN BE ON THE SAME TEAM

marc-host (19:40:07): sorry i cant disuss that with you

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:40:09): TEAM CHEAT VIKING POKER

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:40:1Cool: WHY NOT???

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:40:25): HE CHEATS ME...DOESNT INVOLVE ME???

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:40:49): U GUYS RUN DOYLES ROOM TOO?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:40:5Cool: OR THIS JUST THE SKIN

marc-host (19:41:04): no but they are on the same network

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:41:1Cool: so i take action there instead

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:41:23): u just killed BUSTKUNTLOL

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:41:40): credit my account with the 20, then i cash out

marc-host (19:41:43): ok thats another thing i need to change that name

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:41:49): fhargjmrsevlygnrl ngc.h

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:41:55): [censored] IS MY FIRST NAME

marc-host (19:42:0Cool: its eugine

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:42:22): EUGENE WHAT

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:42:31): THE GREAT FIXED LIMIT SUPERSTAR

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:42:41): WHO TESTS OUT UR SITE BEFORE PLAYIN 150/300 GAME

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:42:4Cool: very glad i did

marc-host (19:42:54): what would you like me to change it to?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:43:04): how bout this

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:43:15): IGETCHEATEDBYVIKINGBET

marc-host (19:43:22): to long

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:43:41): THISSITESUCKS

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:43:49): THAT LEGIT

marc-host (19:44:10): ok can do that legit

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:44:20): NO

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:44:24): THISSITESUCKS

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:44:2Cool: WAS THE NAME

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:44:32): I ASKED IF IT WAS LEGIT?

marc-host (19:44:41): sorry cant do that either

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:44:45): HOW BOUT CHEATEDKUNTLUL?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:00): comon man

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:03): seriously

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:14): i gotta change my name, and i get cheated in same session?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:21): BUSTKUNT SURE DOES RUN BAD

marc-host (19:45:29): what about igotcheated?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:40): WHY THE QUESTION MARK

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:44): I DID GET [censored] CHEATED

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:57): WOWOWOOW

marc-host (19:46:10): ok i ll do that

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:46:11): I GET CHEATED AT UR WEBSITE, THEN U OFFER TO CHANGE MY NAME TO IGOTCHEATED?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:46:22): are u just messing with me?

marc-host (19:46:32): no i just need a sensible name

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:46:39): let me talk to the poker manager's manager

marc-host (19:46:43): sure

(19:46:50): Host 'kay-host' joined chat.

kay-host (19:56:19): I can't do more than that because he could have folded anyway anything else is supposition

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:56:27): he calls both 100% of the time

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:56:33): U MOTHER [censored]

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:56:39): IS THIS A JOKE

kay-host (19:56:40): and I have made his call up for you

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:56:47): R U GUYS PLAYIN WITH ME

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:56:52): FOR FUN

kay-host (19:56:52): please don't call me a [censored]

kay-host (19:57:01): I am absolutely not

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:57:04): sorry

BY CHEATING?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:58:50): HOLD ON...COPYING THE TEXT FOR 2+2

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:59:12): COULD U CONNECT ME TO DOYLE PLEASE

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:59:16): MR BRUNSON????

kay-host (19:59:39): no I can't you are playing with Viking bet

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:59:4Cool: NOT ANYMORE SUCKA

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:59:12): COULD U CONNECT ME TO DOYLE PLEASE

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:59:16): MR BRUNSON????

kay-host (19:59:39): no I can't you are playing with Viking bet

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:59:4Cool: NOT ANYMORE SUCKA

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:00:27): SERIOUSLY THOUGH

kay-host (20:00:27): Ok we are talking in circles I can assure you I will do everything to sort the issue out on your behalf

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:00:35): WHERES MY 20?

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:00:37): CHECK PLEASE

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:00:40): NO CASH

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:00:46): GSG MLNVTGNSDR FMNMV' ZS;LTNVSBHKY. ND.KLCGJ,MSVE,T

kay-host (20:00:53): ?

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:01:00): let to talk to ur manager

kay-host (20:01:05): I am the manager

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:01:23): really?

kay-host (20:01:31): I have made the decision I am sorry you don't like it

kay-host (20:01:36): Yes really

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:01:42): i am sorry u allow cheating

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:01:49): and PROTECT PLAYERS

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:02:05): HOPE THE NEXT [censored] THAT BUSTS IS YOU LOL

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:02:10): GOODBYE

kay-host (20:02:21): I am changing your name

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:02:27): TO WHAT

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:02:31): IGOTCHEATED?

kay-host (20:02:3Cool: no

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:02:42): POKERMANAGERISMOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKER

kay-host (20:03:05): I think that may not be suitable

kay-host (20:03:11): I will change it to

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:14): IT WAS A JOKE

kay-host (20:03:14): mrpolite

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:22): I AM NOT POLITE

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:30): CALL ME SUPERJEWZ

kay-host (20:03:30): its ironic

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:35): IRONIC????

kay-host (20:03:41): the name

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:43): I GET CHEATED, U CHANGE MY NAME

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:46): IRONIC

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:49): ITS CALLED [censored] UP

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:53): FUCKEAERSJLKGDTVL/GKB

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:04:03): HOW BOUT BUSTKUNTLOL2

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:04:14): BUSTKUNTLOL3

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:04:21): BUSTKUNTLUL

kay-host (20:04:31): Ok Its done

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:04:37): WHAT IS IT

kay-host (20:04:37): superjewz

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:04:39): TY

kay-host (20:05:04): Thanks

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:05:10): DOES SUPERJEWZ HAVE 20$ IN HIS ACCOUNT FROM BEING RAPED BY TBS

kay-host (20:05:35): one moment

superjewz (20:05:44): CHANGE MY LOCATION PIZZA OVEN

kay-host (20:06:06): to what?

superjewz (20:06:13): PIZZAOVEN

superjewz (20:06:17): WHERE I WORK

superjewz (20:06:29): HOW IS MY NAME NOT OFFENSIVE/???

superjewz (20:06:34): JEWS AINT SUPER AT ANYTHING

ay-host (20:07:14): I don't find it offencive

kay-host (20:07:21): *offensive

superjewz (20:07:26): U KNOW WHAT I FIND OFFENSIVE

superjewz (20:07:29): [censored] CHEATS

superjewz (20:07:33): REAL [censored] OFFENSIVE

superjewz (20:07:56): WE R DONE

superjewz (20:08:07): I PUT U OUT OF UR PAIN

superjewz (20:08:15): I CHECK BACK FOR MY 20, THEN CASH OUT

superjewz (20:08:25): NOW MORE PROBLEMS FROM BUSTKUNTLOL

superjewz (20:08:2Cool: THE LEGEND LIVES ON

superjewz (20:08:36): [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]

kay-host (20:09:07): I'm not refunding anymore

superjewz (20:09:14): WHY

superjewz (20:09:26): NOW U GONNA CHEAT ME SOME MORE

superjewz (20:09:3Cool: U CHANGE MY NAME TO SUPERJEWZ?????

superjewz (20:09:51): INSANE

superjewz (20:09:57): INSANE

superjewz (20:10:51): LET TALK TO REAL MANAGER

kay-host (20:11:01): I am the real manager

superjewz (20:11:05): NO WAY

superjewz (20:11:10): PROVE IT

superjewz (20:11:55): THAT GUY IS PLAYIN RIGHT NOW

superjewz (20:11:56): HUH

superjewz (20:11:57): NICE

superjewz (20:12:00): REAL [censored] NICE

superjewz (20:12:1Cool: NICE SLAP ON THE WRIST WHILE BUSTKUNTLOL GETS [censored] OVER MY POKERMANAGERZZZZZ

kay-host (20:12:51): This is going no where leave me to deal with it

superjewz (20:13:07): WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE HUH?

superjewz (20:13:17): [censored] REDNECK HIPPIE POKER SITE

kay-host (20:14:12): Ok this can't go on anymore

superjewz (20:14:2Cool: wow

kay-host (20:14:41): I am closing the chat

superjewz (20:14:45): [censored] YOU

superjewz (20:16:15): WHERE IS MY 20

superjewz (20:16:15): 20

superjewz (20:16:15): 20

superjewz (20:16:15): 20

superjewz (20:16:16): 20

superjewz (20:16:17): 20

superjewz (20:16:1Cool: 20

superjewz (20:16:35): MAKE IT 40,.,,AND I WILL NEVER TALK TO U AGAIN?

superjewz (20:16:37): DEAl?

kay-host (20:16:4Cool: If you think this name is offencive and I am not realising I will change it again

superjewz (20:16:54): NO MORE ANNOYING BUSTKUNTLOL/SUPERJEWZ/URAMOTHERFUCKER


They eventually banned my chat, my privilage to contact pokermanager, did not deposit the $5... and changed my nickname to "sunnyguy". I dont have much on the site so i'm not worried too much about my funds.

[WillyT]

WOW!

[Bad Beat Maker]

thats awesome

[Dangeresque]

[x] Thread hijack funnier than OP

All hail Superjewz

[Quagmyer]

op sounds 14 years old
hijacker sounds 15

[trukpoker]

rofl what ownage

[Arito]

Hijacker was hilarious.

Op... not so much.