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08-01-2007, 11:04 PM
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Re: Ask me about being a professional psychic
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so basically your whole life is a lie and you scam and con people to get by? [/ QUOTE ] Its not like the dude is a lawyer or works for the airlines. 
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08-01-2007, 11:11 PM
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Re: Ask me about being a professional psychic
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so basically your whole life is a lie and you scam and con people to get by? p.s. nothing wrong with that [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] LOL thanks for the PS. On this subject, I put a lot of thought before I went for it, and if it didn't fit with my personal ethics, I wouldn't do it. Typically, I tell people what they want to hear, and parrot back what they're saying. In some instances, I've given people the shot in the arm they needed to make a positive change in their lives - they've called back to say thanks. I'm not saying this makes what I do more honest, or anything like that, but mostly what I am is a sounding board for people.
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08-01-2007, 11:14 PM
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Re: Ask me about being a professional psychic
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you're like a cheaper version of a therapist! or a scummy thief take your pick [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Lol, I'm no kind of therapist and I wouldn't claim to be. I use carnival tricks, basically.
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#6
08-01-2007, 11:17 PM
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Re: Ask me about being a professional psychic
RULA: Martin’s spirit came to you as a warning.
ELAINE: Why would he come to George? RULA: Because George has heightened extra sensory perception. FAYGY GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR NOSE. GEORGE: I knew it. I always felt different. RULA: You are. Some coffee cake? GEORGE: Drakes? RULA: Yes. GEORGE: Did you buy this for me? RULA: No, why? GEORGE: Ha, because I love Drake’s Coffee Cake. RULA: Maybe I did. ELAINE: Take it away. GEORGE: She hasn’t eaten in two days. RULA: Who’s Pauline? GEORGE: Pauline? . . . Wait a minute. I got it. My brother once impregnated a woman named Pauline. RULA: Do you think about her? GEORGE: When I hear her name mentioned. RULA: Cut these with your left hand. GEORGE: There was a woman, Audrey. She had a very big nose. RULA: I see an Audrey, but with a small nose. GEORGE: Yes, yes, she had a nose job. I loved her very deeply. Will she ever speak to me again? RULA: Not in this life. ELAINE: Should you be smoking? RULA: Does it bother you? ELAINE: You’re pregnant. GEORGE: Elaine. RULA: I smoked when I had Faisy. RULA: Ah oh. GEORGE: Ah oh? What? What Ah oh? RULA: I don’t know about this trip George. GEORGE: You can see the Cayman Islands in there? Is something going to happen to me? What? ELAINE: It’s really bad for the fetus. Do you know that. GEORGE: Elaine, she’s a psychic. She knows how the kid’s going to be. GEORGE: Should I not go on this trip? RULA: George, I am going to tell you something and I want you to really hear me. ELAINE: Now listen. I just don’t know how a person, with everything we now know about pre-natal care can put a cigarette in her mouth. GEORGE: Elaine, what are you doing? ELAINE: It’s disgusting. RULA: I DON’T BELIVE IT. I would like you both to leave. ELAINE: Oh fine, I don’t like to be around people who are just so irresponsible. RULA: Get the hell out. [Elaine leaving] GEORGE: A plane crash? A Heart attack? Lupus? Is it Lupus?
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#7
08-01-2007, 11:30 PM
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Re: Ask me about being a professional psychic
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you're like a cheaper version of a therapist! or a scummy thief take your pick [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] I don't think it is thievery at all. Dishonest, sure. People want a service, many of them want it because they believe, or wish to believe that it is real. No real psychic can provide that service since there are none.
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