Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

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someone came up with a rather creative line when I busted him from a 3$ single table Sit&go: "I checked you from thepokerdb, and you both are nobodies."
Hilarious..

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lol

today I went on monkey tilt and threw my sennheisers against the wall (still working pheew). We both had 100bb stacks. On a
T92 rainbow board I hit 2 pair. villain bet I raised he went AI.

villain showed Q5o
me T9

Turn 5
River 5

He said fish and left .... I was tiltin so bad

[phil henderson]

your a inbred hick and ur parents were both dudes and they made you by banging a dog

[hoyasaxa]

I once stacked an [censored] frenchman.
His reply:

HAHAHA 9/11

frog

[jasonfish11]

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I once stacked an [censored] frenchman.
His reply:

HAHAHA 9/11

frog

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Wow. I would have responded with something like "well at least the people who died on that day can take sollace in the fact that...well they arent french."

[holdme]

i just open shove 22 at let my play do the talking

[Grey]

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I once stacked an [censored] frenchman.
His reply:

HAHAHA 9/11

frog

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Wow. I would have responded with something like "well at least the people who died on that day can take sollace in the fact that...well they arent french."

[/ QUOTE ]After you said that would you think you had made a witty retort?

[Jazzy3113]

I hope you or someone you love gets cancer.

[RobAtticus]

Fall down a well.

NICE CATCH ASSFUCKER, NOW GO TAKE THAT $60,000 YOU JUST WON OFF ME, BUY A BRAND NEW LUXURY CAR

AND DRIVE IT INTO A POOL OF SHARKS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS