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Old 07-30-2007, 12:53 PM
99killed 99killed is offline
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Default Re: Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

stolen from belowabove....
i type in 'bigsausagepizza.com' its a pron site.
hopefully their wives/gfs see it when they're bitch-snooping to see if he looks at porn. i need a beastiality one. would be nice to get some beast on woman pics in their cache/history. or child porn would be +ev too.
or
'oh i forgot it was retard payday vnh'
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Old 07-30-2007, 12:55 PM
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i hope your FACE get cancer

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Old 07-30-2007, 01:03 PM
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Default Re: Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

I'm pretty basic and go with the "you're a [censored] idiot" line usually. I mostly swear very loudly until my gf tells me to stfu.
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:16 PM
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Default Re: Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

"I hope you die and your family gets raped"
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:22 PM
HensonLosesLots HensonLosesLots is offline
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Bring your donkament winnings to the cash games fker
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:24 PM
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Default Re: Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

I normally just call people [censored] monkeys, as I'm monkey tilting like a gorrilla in heat.
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:33 PM
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Default Re: Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

" I hope your whole family dies but you so you have to live with that for the rest of your life"

" Die in a fire"

"There is no god"

"DONK"

"Did you read Play Poker Like The Pros?"
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:46 PM
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Default Re: Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

I enjoyed the following on ongame :

"I knew you had that."

"But you called me?"

"Yeah, but i knew you had it."

"But you called me?"

"I'm telling you I knew."

"So you are a psychic poker play that is still sh-t?. Wow."
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:51 PM
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Default Re: Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

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" I hope your whole family dies but you so you have to live with that for the rest of your life"

" Die in a fire"

"There is no god"

"DONK"

"Did you read Play Poker Like The Pros?"

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have i played with you before?? those all sound really familar! lol
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:59 PM
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Default Re: Favorite insults when monkeytilt takes over?

If people are from Britain and are saying ty and sh!t like that after they runner my ass:

HAHAHA princess Diana died and she suffered hahahahahahahahahah.
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