ITT I will teach you how to beat MicroNL

SkeetyMcdoogle · #1 07-27-2007, 02:10 AM

Step ONE: Play it safe

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($24.05)
BB ($27.30)
UTG ($43.15)
MP ($8.60)
Sweet Christ I SUCK ($27.80)
Button ($48.80)

Preflop: Sweet Christ I SUCK is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $1, 2 folds, Button calls $1, 2 folds.

Flop: ($2.35) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $2.25, Button calls $2.25.

Turn: ($6.85) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $4.75, Button folds.

Final Pot: $6.85

Results in white below: 
No showdown. UTG wins $6.85.

Step TWO: Bold and Aggressive Moves are the key to success

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

Sweet Christ I SUCK ($80.65)
SB ($44.80)
BB ($7.20)
UTG ($20.30)
MP ($33.20)
CO ($9.75)

Preflop: Sweet Christ I SUCK is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
3 folds, Sweet Christ I SUCK raises to $1, SB raises to $3.5, 1 fold, Sweet Christ I SUCK calls $2.50.

Flop: ($7.25) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $5, Sweet Christ I SUCK calls $5.

Turn: ($17.25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Sweet Christ I SUCK bets $11, SB calls $11.

River: ($39.25) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Sweet Christ I SUCK bets $61.15 (All-In), SB calls $25.30 (All-In).

Final Pot: $89.85

Results in white below: 
SB has Ks Kd (two pair, kings and fives).
Sweet Christ I SUCK has Qh Th (one pair, fives).
Outcome: SB wins $89.85. Sweet Christ I SUCK wins $35.85.

Step 3: Zeebo Theorem does not apply at these limits

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

CO ($168.65)
Button ($33.70)
SB ($42.35)
BB ($22.95)
UTG ($116.25)
Sweet Christ I SUCK ($63.90)

Preflop: Sweet Christ I SUCK is MP with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Sweet Christ I SUCK raises to $2, CO calls $2, 3 folds.

Flop: ($4.75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Sweet Christ I SUCK bets $3, CO calls $3.

Turn: ($10.75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Sweet Christ I SUCK bets $8, CO calls $8.

River: ($26.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Sweet Christ I SUCK bets $50.9 (All-In), CO calls $50.90.

Final Pot: $128.55

Results in white below: 
Sweet Christ I SUCK has Jd Td (two pair, nines and fives).
CO has 5c Ad (full house, fives full of nines).
Outcome: CO wins $128.55. 

DUCY I am succesful player?

Gonso · #2 07-27-2007, 02:26 AM

Where's the step where I cut a hole in this box

also

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lol

keikiwai · #3 07-27-2007, 02:35 AM

give me your SN

i will stake your opponents

demon102 · #4 07-27-2007, 02:35 AM

sooooooooooooooo graph?

SkeetyMcdoogle · #5 07-27-2007, 02:40 AM

My graphs are pure brilliance LDO

DB2

DB1

Did you not expect success after I show you my secrets i mEAN REALLY

Spechel EDD · #6 07-27-2007, 02:43 AM

sometimes i get you confused with vinny ferret

Conspire · #7 07-27-2007, 02:48 AM

OP u are quickly becoming one of my favorite posters. PM me for stake money (maybe)

CaseS87 · #8 07-27-2007, 02:49 AM

I played with you one time.

SkeetyMcdoogle · #9 07-27-2007, 02:50 AM

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sometimes i get you confused with vinny ferret

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LOL EDD this is so harsh you pOS

Spechel EDD · #10 07-27-2007, 03:25 AM

my bad he has that avatar of a raccoon also so its easy to mix up the two of you