worst sexual experience you've ever had

[djakofhearts]

best mate spent a week in hospital after fkn some skirt we met at a bar in the city.. he was flat on his back with her on top, car pulled up next to the park where they were boning and she got scared jumped up and stumbled a little bit eventually stepping right on his croutch and collecting his package..

from memory ripped his foreskin and one of his testicles swelled up a fair bit - havent really spoken to him about it since cept to remind him the girl was [censored] fat

[breitling996]

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you guys suck if you are getting bad head. Take the girls finger or thumb and suck on it and show her how its done.

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r u openly gay??? serious question..

[thorleif]

[x] Jer672 delivers

[KakiTee]

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"My friends told me that losing your virginity was painful but it def wasn't!

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beat: Full Tilt is [censored].

[drexah]

doggystyling a girl in my family room w/ parents home on an ottoman (spins around) all i remember is we were both sooo drunk and she said i could siihp, as i was trying she leans up and pukes like everywhere...ottoman, carpet, couch...and puked on the way to the bathroom on the wood floor. i was so close to busting too and didnt get off. wow i cant believe i havent told this story more im not sure if many of my friends even know about it.

red chunks btw, so gross.

[samsonh]

I really have my doubts that BTYS has ever kissed a girl. I mean this guy is off of 2+2 like 3 hours of the day, come on dude.

[demon102]

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I still have the best, but you will never hear it. Hahahaha.


Actually, it's not that great, but I'm a prude so it really grosses me out to think about it.

Cliff's notes:

-I drive 3 hours to [censored] an internet girl who ends up being 5 years older than her picture.
-She has floppy [censored]
-She has a jungle downstairs (which grosses me out a little)
-We have terrrrrible chemistry in the half hour we spent together pre-sex.
-She reveals she's on her period (which absolutely disgusts me) but I soldier on since I drove 3 [censored] hours.
-I find out her baby is sleeping in a crib right next to her bed which we are [censored] in. Put this together with the previous point, and I have to reaaaally concentrate on happy thoughts to maintain a 75% erection.
-She pisses on my hand.
-I nearly puke, and drive 3 hours home with piss on my hand and blood on my dick.

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woooooooooooooooowwwww thats sooooooo beat doooood, oh [censored] but I laughed weeeeeeeeeeee

[demon102]

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i met this cute freshman girl at a party last year. she was drunk and i was buzzed but able to focus somewhat. we start to dance and she begins shovin her hand down my pants. i ask her if she wants to go back to my place...

fast forward and im [censored] her brains out when out of no where she goes, "STOP! You're gonna call me tomorrow right?" that took me a bit off guard but i say yea of course dollface and continue teh sex despite having a feeling this bitch was not quite right in the head. after were done and im about to pass out she goes, "My friends told me that losing your virginity was painful but it def wasn't! Oh, by the way, my parents are coming in a week and they would love to meet you!"

my first reaction was, WTFFFFF HOW CAN YOU BE A VIRGIN AND NOT TELL ME BEFOREHAND??? my second reaction was, omg this bitch is crazy...i met her drunk at a party, [censored] her, and she wants to introduce me to her parents???

anyway, i pass out planning on dealing with it in the morning. when we wake up and i begin tellin her that i didnt want anything serious she flipped a [censored] and begins yelling and screaming like a [censored] hyena. im laying down in my bed completely ignoring her just thinking to myself 'prob not gonna bang her again...'

she finally storms out threatening never to talk to me again but then proceeds to call 24 times in the next 9 hours leaving voicemails every time as i obv never picked up. the voicemails ranged from 'omg im so sorry, please forgive me!' to '[censored] YOU PIECE OF [censored] JEW [censored]. I HOPE YOU [censored] DIE BY GETTING [censored] BY A [censored] [censored] [censored]!' needless to say i never talked to her again.

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dude u gots to stick it again, seriosly and then pass her around with ur friends

[John Spartan]

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Not sure I want to go into detail, but it involved, in order: struggling with the condom, me losing my erection, her crying, me getting it up again, me losing my virginity, a tattered condom, and a pregnancy.

In retrospect, I played every street badly and got bad-beat too.

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you have to tell the entire story of this. did she have the kid?

fwiw, my worst sexual experience is the standard [censored] on my dick anal sex thing.

[Glyndiana J]

i was enjoying a poorly delivered bj in my college dorm when my jealous freak neighbors began sliding burning paper under my door. fire alarm went off in the whole building and we tried finishing up, but a fireman came in and chopped my smoking hot member off w/ his axe.