Sklansky strikes again

[El Diablo]

OP,

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The funniest moment happened in the bathroom next to the sports book. To set the scene, a young woman sat behind Sklansky in the high limit area. She barely looked 21. Everyone that reads 2+2 knows Sklansky's penchant for young women. Anyway, I wandered into the bathroom and walked over to a urinal. I spotted someone to my left as someone walked up to the urinal on my right.

"Yo, David. Is she a dancer?" Paul Darden said.

I turned to my left and realized that I was pissing in between Sklansky and Darden.

"I met her when she was 17," said Sklansky.

"Is she a dancer?" asked Darden a second time.

"She's a nice girl from Las Vegas. She's in the medical field now."

"[censored], David. You're not answering the question."

"She used to be," Sklansky finally revealed.

"I thought so," said a content Darden.

"She has a great body, right?" said Sklansky as they left the urinals and headed over to the sink.

"I dunno," shot back Darden. "I haven't seen her naked."

Less than an hour later, we spotted Sklansky and the former-stripper turned nurse who were canoodling on a bench outside as they waited for the valet to bring around his car.
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David rules.

[tob10]

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Is that just a random picture of an old guy dressed as a pimp or do you really think that's Sklansky?

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random, but shouldnt be too much work to photoshop it till its him.

[glimmertwin]

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"Is she a dancer?" asked Darden a second time.

"She's a nice girl from Las Vegas. She's in the medical field now."


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She administers enemas to high rolling perverts?

[GaryTheGoat]

I've know for a long time that Sklansky may be the greatest of all time poker theroists...and have spent a good portion of my poker winnings on his books.

I guess he is the greatest of all time pimp too. Now I understand his concern about the wages of nurses evinced here:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post11308759

"pros are shills...Personally I would be willing to abide by that agreement if I did hear them admit how lucky they were to be paid more than the nurses I asked about previously."

He don't wanna give no money to no woman! Even if I gave it to him first.

[David Sklansky]

That's just Shay. She has been seen with me at the Bellagio 100 times in the last several years. And she is 25.

[fees]

how many times didu hit it? pics

[Phil153]

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That's just Shay. She has been seen with me at the Bellagio 100 times in the last several years. And she is 25.

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Your form is slipping David.

[LionelHutz00]

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That's just Shay. She has been seen with me at the Bellagio 100 times in the last several years. And she is 25.

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but still, you gotta admit, she looks pretty good for being 25.

[GaryTheGoat]

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That's just Shay. She has been seen with me at the Bellagio 100 times in the last several years. And she is 25.

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but still, you gotta admit, she looks pretty good for being 25.

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Shay: "David, I've never dated anyone as old as you are."

David: "That's ok Shay, I've never dated anyone as old as you are either."

[burns-1986]

Shay: "David, I've never dated anyone as old as you are."

David: "That's ok Shay, I've never dated anyone as old as you are either."
LOL