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07-25-2007, 05:21 PM
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Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO
I guess I inadvertently hijacked this thread. Sorry marty [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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#22
07-25-2007, 05:23 PM
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Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO
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I guess I inadvertently hijacked this thread. Sorry marty [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Well, your story is way better anyway.
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#23
07-25-2007, 05:24 PM
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Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO
LOLOLOL, i know where im not appreciated!
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#24
07-25-2007, 05:34 PM
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My favorite "Take that you slowrolling bastard hand" was this one in 400 NL (~1-1.5 yrs ago): I have QQ on the BTN, one limper, I make it $14, limper calls. Flop is Q77 (jackpot!!) He checks, I bet $25, he thinks for a long time and eventually calls. Turn is Q (jackpot ^2) He checks, I bet $55, he thinks for even longer, then types "ugh... got a Q?" and then calls. River is a 2. I figure the guy's got a 7 and isn't folding so I just shove for like $350 more or whatever. His chat "..." "you really have the Q don't you" "AQ?" "you lucky fish" "alright, i guess i have to call you" "haha" "owned bitch" "thanks for the monies!!" calls with 77. I type "yw" He insta-leaves. [/ QUOTE ] This should have its own thread. Great story.
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07-25-2007, 05:44 PM
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Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] My favorite "Take that you slowrolling bastard hand" was this one in 400 NL (~1-1.5 yrs ago): I have QQ on the BTN, one limper, I make it $14, limper calls. Flop is Q77 (jackpot!!) He checks, I bet $25, he thinks for a long time and eventually calls. Turn is Q (jackpot ^2) He checks, I bet $55, he thinks for even longer, then types "ugh... got a Q?" and then calls. River is a 2. I figure the guy's got a 7 and isn't folding so I just shove for like $350 more or whatever. His chat "..." "you really have the Q don't you" "AQ?" "you lucky fish" "alright, i guess i have to call you" "haha" "owned bitch" "thanks for the monies!!" calls with 77. I type "yw" He insta-leaves. [/ QUOTE ] reading this made my day. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ]
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#26
07-25-2007, 05:49 PM
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Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO
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Ultimate Bet guaranteed freeroll. [/ QUOTE ]
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#27
07-25-2007, 05:49 PM
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Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO
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[ QUOTE ] My favorite "Take that you slowrolling bastard hand" was this one in 400 NL (~1-1.5 yrs ago): I have QQ on the BTN, one limper, I make it $14, limper calls. Flop is Q77 (jackpot!!) He checks, I bet $25, he thinks for a long time and eventually calls. Turn is Q (jackpot ^2) He checks, I bet $55, he thinks for even longer, then types "ugh... got a Q?" and then calls. River is a 2. I figure the guy's got a 7 and isn't folding so I just shove for like $350 more or whatever. His chat "..." "you really have the Q don't you" "AQ?" "you lucky fish" "alright, i guess i have to call you" "haha" "owned bitch" "thanks for the monies!!" calls with 77. I type "yw" He insta-leaves. [/ QUOTE ] lolol [/ QUOTE ] I was gonna reply with "wasted my time" but read your story and it was kinda worth it ..
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#28
07-25-2007, 06:35 PM
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Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO
I had a fun slowroll experience at a Native American casino in Michigan when I was 18. I don't even remember the limits, but I had AQ on the button. Some asian guy limped to me, I raised it up, blinds folded and the guy called. Flop came A35 rainbow. He checked, I bet pot, he called. Turn was a Q. He checked, I bet like 3/4 pot or so and he called again. River is a 7. He checked, I checked behind. I flipped my hand and he goes, in the worst engrish I have ever heard, "Oooooh. Two two pahr. Vhery stwong hand." He looked all dejected, and the dealer started gathering up the chips to send my way. He had other plans though. He grabbed his cards, stood up and goes, "But not as stwon as TWIP SHEVANS!!!" The dealer just started shaking his head and shipped the pot to the other guy.
Everyone at the table is just like "Wtf are you doing man, that's such a dick move. But nice hand, stick around" Asian guy goes, "What? You no take joke?" I just sat there more in shock that people actually acted this way. The asian guy promptly busted calling an all-in with K7 a few hands later and left. The guy who won that pot gave me $30 because he thought that guy was such a dick.
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#29
07-25-2007, 06:40 PM
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Re: TAKE THAT YOU SLOWROLLING BASTARDO
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] My favorite "Take that you slowrolling bastard hand" was this one in 400 NL (~1-1.5 yrs ago): I have QQ on the BTN, one limper, I make it $14, limper calls. Flop is Q77 (jackpot!!) He checks, I bet $25, he thinks for a long time and eventually calls. Turn is Q (jackpot ^2) He checks, I bet $55, he thinks for even longer, then types "ugh... got a Q?" and then calls. River is a 2. I figure the guy's got a 7 and isn't folding so I just shove for like $350 more or whatever. His chat "..." "you really have the Q don't you" "AQ?" "you lucky fish" "alright, i guess i have to call you" "haha" "owned bitch" "thanks for the monies!!" calls with 77. I type "yw" He insta-leaves. [/ QUOTE ] reading this made my day. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ]
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