Official July [censored] Thread

[scottjf8]

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I won the charity darfur tournament. ship the table felt signed by clooney, pitt, cheadle, damon, et all. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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sickkk, vn...

Post pics when you get it

[illini43]

[ QUOTE ]
I won the charity darfur tournament. ship the table felt signed by clooney, pitt, cheadle, damon, et all. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Did you change your sn? Didn't you used to be cnew something?

[illini43]

I also punted a buy-in at 25NL 6max in about 3 hands. Sneaky doomswitch...

[bismillahno]

I'm so [censored] sick of this [censored]

Dealt to bismillahno [Ks Kd]
PEAKACHOO: calls 1000
sharky2323: folds
Sinan01: folds
robbie redbi: folds
DutchPoker23: folds
flin147: calls 1000
bismillahno: raises 4000 to 5000
AL Yin: folds
b vegan: folds
PEAKACHOO: calls 4000
flin147: folds
*** FLOP *** [5c 7c 2h]
PEAKACHOO: checks
bismillahno: bets 8000
PEAKACHOO: raises 8000 to 16000
bismillahno: raises 8000 to 24000
PEAKACHOO: calls 5167 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5c 7c 2h] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [5c 7c 2h 6c] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PEAKACHOO: shows [Jd Jc] (a flush, King high)
bismillahno: shows [Ks Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)

[bismillahno]

Same tournament as above, except its now for a big chiplead with 11 left.

Dealt to bismillahno [Kh Kd]
TKO333: raises 30000 to 40000
flin147: folds
mufasis: folds
bismillahno: raises 240782 to 280782 and is all-in
Lucks_me: folds
pacostyle: folds
TKO333: calls 194943 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ac 3c 6h]
*** TURN *** [Ac 3c 6h] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 3c 6h Jd] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TKO333: shows [Jh Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
bismillahno: shows [Kh Kd] (a pair of Kings)
mufasis said, "wow"
TKO333 collected 490886 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***

I really had no idea it was possible to run this badly for this long, its so brutal.

[bigentx]

$22 HU tourney. This guy was terrible and would of already been gone if it wasnt for my set<flush draw. If this holds I'm into the final eight. I love one outers.

PokerStars Game #11113791338: Tournament #56064693, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round IV, Level III (25/50) - 2007/07/24 - 17:03:43 (ET)
Table '56064693 6' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: oceanissime (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: bigentx (1500 in chips)
oceanissime: posts small blind 25
bigentx: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bigentx [Jc Jh]
oceanissime: raises 250 to 300
bigentx: raises 1200 to 1500 and is all-in
oceanissime: calls 1200 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5h Kh 9s]
*** TURN *** [5h Kh 9s] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [5h Kh 9s 8h] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bigentx: shows [Jc Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
oceanissime: shows [4c 4d] (three of a kind, Fours)
bigentx said, "lol"
oceanissime collected 3000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3000 | Rake 0
Board [5h Kh 9s 8h 4s]
Seat 1: oceanissime (button) (small blind) showed [4c 4d] and won (3000) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 2: bigentx (big blind) showed [Jc Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks

[Marduk]

shipped my first mtt today for around $150. it was only a $5 freezeout on ub, but i'm still super psyched about coming in first.

[kleath]

holy god kill self

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1297761

[splashthap0t]

hey guys i dont post much but i need a transfer to ftp(busted acc at 25-50 when drunk [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]). I have cash on stars, im madrox187 on ps and splashthaap0t on ftp so if u know me plz help. looking for like 2500-3k.

[MattSuspect]

Im being a whiny bitch lately. Someone shame me.

PokerStars Game #11120804167: Tournament #56066119, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/07/24 - 23:51:34 (ET)
Table '56066119 35' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: addctdgmbler (48535 in chips)
Seat 2: KeanuReaver (29080 in chips)
Seat 3: LeonFire (11025 in chips)
Seat 4: justgottabet (10935 in chips)
Seat 5: MattSuspect (21505 in chips)
Seat 6: cardmaster27 (9098 in chips)
Seat 7: SpringHiller (27070 in chips)
Seat 8: unknown488 (25395 in chips)
Seat 9: dezwa (32360 in chips)
addctdgmbler: posts the ante 25
KeanuReaver: posts the ante 25
LeonFire: posts the ante 25
justgottabet: posts the ante 25
MattSuspect: posts the ante 25
cardmaster27: posts the ante 25
SpringHiller: posts the ante 25
unknown488: posts the ante 25
dezwa: posts the ante 25
MattSuspect: posts small blind 150
cardmaster27: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MattSuspect [2d 2s]
SpringHiller: raises 1500 to 1800
unknown488: folds
dezwa: folds
addctdgmbler: folds
KeanuReaver: folds
LeonFire: calls 1800
justgottabet: folds
MattSuspect: calls 1650
cardmaster27: folds
*** FLOP *** [7h Kh 8s]
MattSuspect: checks
SpringHiller: checks
LeonFire: checks
*** TURN *** [7h Kh 8s] [2c]
MattSuspect: bets 4200
SpringHiller: calls 4200
LeonFire: folds
*** RIVER *** [7h Kh 8s 2c] [Qs]
MattSuspect: bets 9600
SpringHiller: raises 9600 to 19200
MattSuspect: calls 5880 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SpringHiller: shows [Qc Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
MattSuspect: shows [2d 2s] (three of a kind, Deuces)
SpringHiller collected 45285 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 45285 | Rake 0
Board [7h Kh 8s 2c Qs]
Seat 1: addctdgmbler folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: KeanuReaver folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: LeonFire folded on the Turn
Seat 4: justgottabet (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: MattSuspect (small blind) showed [2d 2s] and lost with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 6: cardmaster27 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: SpringHiller showed [Qc Qh] and won (45285) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 8: unknown488 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: dezwa folded before Flop (didn't bet)