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my lighter died so now i can't smoke. i lack matches and/or any other fire-starting implements. how the [censored] did cavemen do this? everything is closed, i can't go get matches and i seem to have lost any other reserve lighters i may have had. also, the stove is electric and barely hot enough to cook food, and i'm on the 4th floor and can't smoke inside this building (huge beat i know) so lighting it on the stove and taking it downstairs is like impossible.
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What makes you think they didn't use matches?
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What makes you think they didn't use matches? [/ QUOTE ] beat: cavemen had matches and i don't |
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obv. you don't have an emergency kit
so prepare to die |
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obv. you don't have an emergency kit so prepare to die [/ QUOTE ] beat: I had an emergency kit in my last car, but I crashed into a telephone pole and it flew from the trunk through my back seats and hit me in the back of the head (that is true) now I lack an emergency kit |
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[ QUOTE ] obv. you don't have an emergency kit so prepare to die [/ QUOTE ] beat: I had an emergency kit in my last car, but I crashed into a telephone pole and it flew from the trunk through my back seats and hit me in the back of the head (that is true) now I lack an emergency kit [/ QUOTE ] i will not die w/o a fight i could give you a light, cause i'm always prepared one: ![]() two: ![]() |
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I am about to go turn on my car, bring down a fast food napkin, wait for the exhaust pipe to get hot, try to light fast food napkin with exhaust pipe and light cigarette with napkin.
Results to follow. |
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Where the [censored] do you live that 7/11 isnt open?
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I am about to go turn on my car, bring down a fast food napkin, wait for the exhaust pipe to get hot, try to light fast food napkin with exhaust pipe and light cigarette with napkin. Results to follow. [/ QUOTE ] or why not just use the cigarette lighter that presumably came with your car? |
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1. Call police complaining about upstairs neighbors playing music too loud.
2. Police show up and are like "wtf, there's no music" 3. Ask cop for a light. Your tax dollars at work |
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