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Old 07-23-2007, 05:16 AM
jasonfish11 jasonfish11 is offline
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Default Beat car alarm

Im on life tilt right now.

I go to sleep to at 2:30 to wake up at 6:30 for work. At 2:45 a car alarm wakes me up. Ok. 3:15 car alarm goes off again. Ok. 4:45 3rd time. Oh [censored] it Im going to rip this guys [censored] nuts off. I go out side the car is on the [censored] side walk. Oh really
"411 and more city and state"
"Clearwater Florida"
"What listing"
"non emergency police line"
"thank you"
Cops get here and alarm goes off again.
Cop 1 "God damn is that annoying"
Cop 2 "man I bet no one can sleep"
Cop 1 "are you the person who called?"
Me "yeah and you are right I cant sleep"
Cop 1 "dont worry we will get him good"
Me "thank you have a good night"


Meanwhile my roommate is playing on my PokerStars account and took it from $50 to $200 back to $50.
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Old 07-23-2007, 05:28 AM
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Default Re: Beat car alarm

[x] Thread delivers
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Old 07-23-2007, 06:01 AM
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Default Re: Beat car alarm

I go to sleep to at 2:30 to wake up at 6:30 for work.

thats the real beat here
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Old 07-23-2007, 06:31 AM
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Default Re: Beat car alarm

There was a juice game of .02/.05NL. Haha
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Old 07-23-2007, 06:31 AM
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[x] I like
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Old 07-23-2007, 10:04 AM
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Default Re: Beat car alarm

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At 2:45 a car alarm wakes me up. Ok. 3:15 car alarm goes off again.

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so you didn't do anything beside sitting on your bed like a tard with your eyes open hoping for the alarm to go off in the next second for ... eeee .... 30 [censored] MINUTES???

you deserved it...
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Old 07-23-2007, 10:33 AM
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At 2:45 a car alarm wakes me up. Ok. 3:15 car alarm goes off again.

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so you didn't do anything beside sitting on your bed like a tard with your eyes open hoping for the alarm to go off in the next second for ... eeee .... 30 [censored] MINUTES???

you deserved it...

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Reading comprehension?
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Old 07-23-2007, 10:45 AM
jasonfish11 jasonfish11 is offline
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so you didn't do anything beside sitting on your bed like a tard with your eyes open hoping for the alarm to go off in the next second for ... eeee .... 30 [censored] MINUTES???

you deserved it...

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I love when I get a lot of sleep (over 3-4 hours) and am able to deal with people like you with out being able to cook an egg on my forehead but today aint the day. Please get a dictionary if you dont know what "again" means.
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:34 AM
jasonfish11 jasonfish11 is offline
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Default Re: Beat car alarm

An interesting .5/1 limit hands I played while tilting before work.

UTG calls
MP folds
CO Folds
BTN raises
SB Folds
Hero (9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]) calls (no one raises my blinds)
UTG raises
BTN caps
Hero & UTG Call

Flop ($6)
2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero bets, UTG calls, BTN raises, Hero & UTG call

Turn ($9)
7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero checks, UTG checks, BTN Bets, Hero raises, UTG calls, BTN 3-bets, Hero caps, everyone calls

River ($21)
T [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Everyone checks

Showdown
Hero shows (9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]) one pair of twos
UTG shows (A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]) ace high
BTN shows (A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]) ace high

Hero wins $21.
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:42 AM
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intresting hand indeed, and what kind of car alarm did you beat?
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