I HAVE SERIOUS LOL MATERIAL IN THIS THREAD

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

Database 2



Database 1



[x]op sucks
[x]thread delivers
[x]im at permatilt at NL50, i 3barrel unknowns and blind push sometimes


luckily i thrash at guitar hero or I prolly would have ended it all by now. Here is an example of how I play

POKERSTARS GAME #11066303074: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/07/22 - 00:20:07 (ET)
Table 'Havnia III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: TenaflyHood ($48.40 in chips)
Seat 2: NickyBaker ($68.40 in chips)
Seat 3: Joker2486 ($13.95 in chips)
Seat 4: samule ($29.70 in chips)
Seat 5: MAFinest22 ($49.95 in chips)
Seat 6: splifftwista ($92.50 in chips)
samule: posts small blind $0.25
MAFinest22: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NickyBaker [Ah Kc]
splifftwista: raises $1.50 to $2
TenaflyHood: folds
NickyBaker: raises $4.50 to $6.50
Joker2486: calls $6.50
samule: calls $6.25
MAFinest22: folds
splifftwista: folds
*** FLOP *** [5h Ks Ac]
samule: checks
NickyBaker: checks
Joker2486: checks
*** TURN *** [5h Ks Ac] [2s]
samule: checks
NickyBaker: checks
Joker2486: bets $3
samule: calls $3
NickyBaker: calls $3
*** RIVER *** [5h Ks Ac 2s] [Qd]
samule: checks
NickyBaker: checks
Joker2486: bets $3
samule: calls $3
NickyBaker: raises $55.90 to $58.90 and is all-in
Joker2486: calls $1.45 and is all-in
samule: calls $17.20 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NickyBaker: shows [Ah Kc] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
samule: shows [Qh Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
samule collected $30.60 from side pot
Joker2486: mucks hand
samule collected $42.25 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $75.85 Main pot $42.25. Side pot $30.60. | Rake $3
Board [5h Ks Ac 2s Qd]
Seat 1: TenaflyHood folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: NickyBaker showed [Ah Kc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 3: Joker2486 (button) mucked [7h 7d]
Seat 4: samule (small blind) showed [Qh Qc] and won ($72.85) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 5: MAFinest22 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: splifftwista folded before Flop

I am seriously cracking up right now, I encourage you to qoute this sentence if you are too

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[Heavens_Myst]

jesus christ u play bad, HTF DO YOU FLOP TOP TWO AND DO WHAT U DID?!?!?!

[kkcountry]

wow that may be the worst played hand in the history of the unlimited hold thems

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

SOUNDS NICE MAKE IT TWICE

for those who missed it the first time

POKERSTARS GAME #11066303074: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/07/22 - 00:20:07 (ET)
Table 'Havnia III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: TenaflyHood ($48.40 in chips)
Seat 2: NickyBaker ($68.40 in chips)
Seat 3: Joker2486 ($13.95 in chips)
Seat 4: samule ($29.70 in chips)
Seat 5: MAFinest22 ($49.95 in chips)
Seat 6: splifftwista ($92.50 in chips)
samule: posts small blind $0.25
MAFinest22: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NickyBaker [Ah Kc]
splifftwista: raises $1.50 to $2
TenaflyHood: folds
NickyBaker: raises $4.50 to $6.50
Joker2486: calls $6.50
samule: calls $6.25
MAFinest22: folds
splifftwista: folds
*** FLOP *** [5h Ks Ac]
samule: checks
NickyBaker: checks
Joker2486: checks
*** TURN *** [5h Ks Ac] [2s]
samule: checks
NickyBaker: checks
Joker2486: bets $3
samule: calls $3
NickyBaker: calls $3
*** RIVER *** [5h Ks Ac 2s] [Qd]
samule: checks
NickyBaker: checks
Joker2486: bets $3
samule: calls $3
NickyBaker: raises $55.90 to $58.90 and is all-in
Joker2486: calls $1.45 and is all-in
samule: calls $17.20 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NickyBaker: shows [Ah Kc] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
samule: shows [Qh Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
samule collected $30.60 from side pot
Joker2486: mucks hand
samule collected $42.25 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $75.85 Main pot $42.25. Side pot $30.60. | Rake $3
Board [5h Ks Ac 2s Qd]
Seat 1: TenaflyHood folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: NickyBaker showed [Ah Kc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 3: Joker2486 (button) mucked [7h 7d]
Seat 4: samule (small blind) showed [Qh Qc] and won ($72.85) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 5: MAFinest22 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: splifftwista folded before Flop

[mbillie1]

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wow that may be the worst played hand in the history of the unlimited hold thems

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[Sirasoni]

[x] Post count greater than bankroll.

[pktsfullofhope]

you are terrible and probably gay. LOL-gayness

[bigshowmack]

You have 1324 posts on 2+2 and still play this badly? Wow.

[ghostface]

yesssssssss im not the worst at unlimited at 2p2