CHALLENGE TO MyPetTurtle

[SILLYGOOSER]

Full Tilt Poker Game #3022173972: Table Prince (6 max) - $5/$10 - Pot Limit Hold'em - 3:50:23 ET - 2007/07/22
Seat 1: Monkeyspike1 ($153)
Seat 2: killofgiants ($914.50)
Seat 3: SILLYGOOSER ($1,165.50)
Seat 6: Sushi Lover ($2,254.50)
Monkeyspike1 posts the small blind of $5
killofgiants posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SILLYGOOSER [9c Tc]
SILLYGOOSER has 15 seconds left to act
SILLYGOOSER raises to $35
Sushi Lover folds
Monkeyspike1 raises to $115
killofgiants folds
SILLYGOOSER raises to $195
Monkeyspike1 calls $38, and is all in
SILLYGOOSER shows [9c Tc]
Monkeyspike1 shows [Kc Jc]
Uncalled bet of $42 returned to SILLYGOOSER
*** FLOP *** [8d 9h 5h]
*** TURN *** [8d 9h 5h] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [8d 9h 5h 3s] [3c]
SILLYGOOSER shows two pair, Nines and Threes
Monkeyspike1 shows a pair of Threes
SILLYGOOSER wins the pot ($314) with two pair, Nines and Threes
Monkeyspike1 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $316 | Rake $2
Board: [8d 9h 5h 3s 3c]
Seat 1: Monkeyspike1 (small blind) showed [Kc Jc] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 2: killofgiants (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: SILLYGOOSER showed [9c Tc] and won ($314) with two pair, Nines and Threes
Seat 6: Sushi Lover (button) didn't bet (folded)

[terp]

this thread is going downhill fast

[MyPetTurtle]

I don't usually say obnoxious things while playing, but I know you're a borderline mental case so I thought it might tilt you. Glad to see I was right.

I would've liked to stay around a bit longer but I had to make some calls before my bball game tonight.

I'd love to play you HU for all eternity because you seem like a total spaz. I'm actually pretty damn busy this upcoming week but I'll see what I can do.

Silly gooser:

FullTiltPoker Game #3021724393: Table Samia (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:39:12 ET - 2007/07/22
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($605)
Seat 2: SILLYGOOSER ($603)
SILLYGOOSER posts the small blind of $3
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Jd 8s]
SILLYGOOSER raises to $18
MyPetTurtle calls $12
*** FLOP *** [2c Kd Jc]
MyPetTurtle checks
SILLYGOOSER checks
*** TURN *** [2c Kd Jc] [9s]
MyPetTurtle checks
SILLYGOOSER bets $36
MyPetTurtle calls $36
*** RIVER *** [2c Kd Jc 9s] [8d]
MyPetTurtle bets $75
SILLYGOOSER raises to $549, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $474
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SILLYGOOSER shows [Js Qd] a pair of Jacks
MyPetTurtle shows [Jd 8s] two pair, Jacks and Eights
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($1,205.50) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
SILLYGOOSER adds $600
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,206 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2c Kd Jc 9s 8d]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [Jd 8s] and won ($1,205.50) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 2: SILLYGOOSER (small blind) showed [Js Qd] and lost with a pair of Jacks

[CompleteDonk]

ROFL PWNED

[LucidDream]

heh, river is soooooo bad

[keikiwai]

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heh, river is soooooo bad

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...merge?

[SILLYGOOSER]

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ROFL PWNED

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Are you kidding me? The pussy basically said as best he could it wasn't happening. Busy my ass. Find the time. You remind me of one of those pussies who I challenge heads up after talking [censored] and then they say they're happy taking my chips where they are. Your a joke turtle. Play me or shut the [censored] up.

[playallday]

At least this thread doesn't prove to everyone that mypetturtle was right about being able to tilt you, amiright?

I mean, this calm, mature challenge really shows just how wrong he was in his read on you.

[SILLYGOOSER]

Tilt me? He left after about 8 hands. I CAN'T BE TILTED. I also don't believe the basketball thing it was two in the morning. MyPetTurtle....I WILL OWN YOU. THERE IS NO QUESTION ABOUT THE FACT THAT I WILL HONESTLY EAT YOUR HEART AND TAKE YOUR SOUL IF WE DO BATTLE IT OUT...WHICH WE WON'T CAUSE YOU'LL BE TOO AFRAID AND I KNOW FOR SURE YOU'LL COWER...BUT BELIEVE ME IF WE PLAY I WILL TAKE YOUR NOSE THATS WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE SERIOUSLY BRO...YOU WILL WISH YOU HAD NEVER ACCEPTED AND YOU WILL TRY TO BACK OUT OF IT LIEK THE WEAKLING I KNOW YOU ARE. YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING BUD...TAKE YOUR TIME THINK ABOUT IT...YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE 10K -20K DO YOU?

[playallday]

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Tilt me? He left after about 8 hands. I CAN'T BE TILTED. I also don't believe the basketball thing it was two in the morning. MyPetTurtle....I WILL OWN YOU. THERE IS NO QUESTION ABOUT THE FACT THAT I WILL HONESTLY EAT YOUR HEART AND TAKE YOUR SOUL IF WE DO BATTLE IT OUT...WHICH WE WON'T CAUSE YOU'LL BE TOO AFRAID AND I KNOW FOR SURE YOU'LL COWER...BUT BELIEVE ME IF WE PLAY I WILL TAKE YOUR NOSE THATS WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE SERIOUSLY BRO...YOU WILL WISH YOU HAD NEVER ACCEPTED AND YOU WILL TRY TO BACK OUT OF IT LIEK THE WEAKLING I KNOW YOU ARE. YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING BUD...TAKE YOUR TIME THINK ABOUT IT...YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE 10K -20K DO YOU?

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Yeah, my mistake. You don't tilt at all.