I want the coolest, most original card guard...ideas?

[TheStation]

[chillywater8]

I don't use one except sometimes at my local B&M when sitting at seat 1. Always have a "Surly Jethro" tool in my pocket anyway because that is how I roll. The Jethro is tighter than a 1937 Zippo. No wait use a mint 1937 Zippo, that would be the most coolest and originalest (to me).

[NYTyler]

Just use your dough.

[Mr. AtlanticCity]

Combining both ideas from the last couple of pictures...

[NYTyler]

can't see this one but would be curious to see it...try reposting it.

[NYTyler]

GROSS