High as a kite

[cowboy billy]

ok, so I went to the movies to watch the transformers movie tonight and it was teh ill isht

I then proceeded to get properly wasted, got home, made me some schranz, drank some more, smoked some and then got the great idea to go play pkr, obv for gamb00l

I play 50nl and took 250 bucks to a 600nl table, this is what happened, first hand:
Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $242.92
Hero (BB): $250.00
UTG: $352.73
CO: $713.00
BTN: $1,871.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
3 folds, SB calls $3.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $25.00</font>, SB calls $19.00

Flop: ($50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $35.00</font>, SB calls $35.00

Turn: ($120) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $80.00</font>, SB calls $80.00

River: ($280) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $110.00</font>, SB calls all-in for $102.92
Uncalled bet of $7.08 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $485.84 ($2 Rake)

SB had 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pairs, Fives and Twos) and WON (+$240.92)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$242.92)

I got pwnd, obv

No worries, there's always good ol' 1000Nl, first hand:
Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $1,523.75
Hero (BB): $250.00
UTG: $1,360.00
CO: $962.00
BTN: $1,311.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $35.00</font>, CO calls $35.00, BTN calls $35.00, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $250.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $1,360.00</font>, 2 folds
Uncalled bet of $1,110.00 returned to UTG

Flop: ($575) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($575) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($575) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $575.00 ($2 Rake)

UTG had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$323.00)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and LOST (-$250.00)

yes, pwnd again

Unfortunately, there was no seat directly available at 2000nl, so I decided to give 1000nl anaother go, I mean I'm bound to win some of it back... AMIRITE?

sadly, only full ring was available, first hand:
Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $1,137.00
BB: $1,138.00
UTG: $910.00
UTG+1: $2,509.70
MP1: $2,818.41
MP2: $2,369.00
MP3: $1,088.00
Hero (CO): $548.08
BTN: $1,007.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9 Players)
5 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $40.00</font>, 3 folds

Pot Size: $55.00

No fun, leeeeetsss try again shall we? second hand:
Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $1,128.00
BB: $465.00
UTG: $2,509.70
UTG+1: $2,818.41
MP1: $2,369.00
MP2: $1,088.00
Hero (MP3): $563.08
CO: $1,007.00
BTN: $1,132.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9 Players)
4 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $40.00</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $110.00</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $70.00

Flop: ($230) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $120.00</font>, SB calls $120.00

Turn: ($470) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $220.00</font>, SB folds
Uncalled bet of $220.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $470.00

That was fun,but we're still stuck, so we can't quit, AMIRITE? fourth hand:
Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $2,514.70
BB: $2,369.00
UTG: $1,088.00
Hero (UTG+1): $800.08
MP1: $1,007.00
MP2: $1,132.00
MP3: $898.00
CO: $1,000.00
BTN: $450.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $40.00</font>, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $140.00</font>, 5 folds, BB calls $130.00, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $800.08</font>, <font color="red">MP1 raises all-in to $1,007.00</font>, BB folds
Uncalled bet of $206.92 returned to MP1

Flop: ($1755.16) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($1755.16) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($1755.16) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,755.16 ($3 Rake)

MP1 had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and LOST (-$800.08)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight Ten to Ace) and WON (+$952.08)

BBBEEEAAATTTTT

got pwnd again, yet I made profittt

[mugatu668]

This is sad. I grimaced at the parts where you tried to make light of this tragedy.

[jweak]

far out

[rothko]

[Learning]

He's a rocketman!

Burning out his fuse out there all alone.