Where's the best place for a poker player to move to?

[Hanzfat]

I've been playing online poker for a yr in the UK. I'm now thinking of relocating because the weather in the UK is soooooo bad and house prices are expensive.

Obviously the U.S isn't an option due to the new online gaming laws and because their immagration laws are so strict.

So where do you think the best place to move would be?
These are the determining factors in order of preference:

1) Must be easy for a British citizen to move there.
2) English speaking.
3) Hot (Can't handle anymore rain!).
4) Safe.
5) Low cost of living.
6) Not too far from the UK (ie less than 10 hour flight)

Any ideas?

Thanks!