weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex - Page 12

skunkworks · #**111** 07-17-2007, 01:08 PM

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I had a girl get on top of me and grinding a 10 for sure drunk as hell ask me If I love her. I was like I don't even know your name, big mistake she started balling. I tried to comfort her then banged her a little later. funny part was my friend was trying to bang her and she ended up in my bed. I miss those days.

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highlife · #**112** 07-17-2007, 01:54 PM

during:

"hurry up, my 2 year old is waiting outside in the car"

Wilco666 · #**113** 07-17-2007, 03:09 PM

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during:

"hurry up, my 2 year old is waiting outside in the car"

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Please tell me you made this one up.

GreywolfNYC · #**114** 07-17-2007, 03:32 PM

"I was very unhappy. I was unhappy all the time. So, I went to Casablanca and had the operation...."

effang · #**115** 07-21-2007, 05:41 AM

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brag- exGF "if you aren't good i'll never call you again" followed by 7 months together [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

beat- also exGF "you're getting fat, i'm not giving you head until you lose it" i put on some weight while on a business trip for 3 weeks, she said that after i asked her why she hadn't given me head that night, as she usually offered

variance-"86"
in china people really don't say how old they are, they say what year they were born... she was 30ish (born before 1980) and i don't think she'd been with a younger guy in a while (or ever)... she just couldn't get over it... also she later was my best sex ever, but the first time was weird cause she kept saying that.

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i'm 1982, she was 1975...so 32+ vs 24-. She really liked to say "so...you know, you're like my kid brother."