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  #111  
Old 07-20-2007, 10:46 AM
tiltnonstop tiltnonstop is offline
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Default Re: LOL, nice call Gus

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KaiBuxxe: ich spreche auch deutsch
KaiBuxxe: wiener
Gus Hansen: Ich sitze auf die toilette und habe kein papier dann nehme ich die Flache von Schalke 04
KaiBuxxe: wtf

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Somebody translate cause this isn't workign:

KaiBuxxe: I speak also German KaiBuxxe: Viennese Gus Hansen: I do not sit on the toilet and have paper then take I the flat one of Schalke 04 KaiBuxxe: wtf

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Translation:
kai: I also speak german
kai: penis/sausage
Gus: I am in the bathroom and I haven't got any toilet-paper, so then I take the flag of Schalke '04
Kai: wtf

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gusī line is a well known mockery for one of the most popular soccer clubs in germany. i lolīd.
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  #112  
Old 07-20-2007, 10:46 AM
schummlalala schummlalala is offline
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Default Re: LOL, nice call Gus

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KaiBuxxe: ich spreche auch deutsch
KaiBuxxe: wiener
Gus Hansen: Ich sitze auf die toilette und habe kein papier dann nehme ich die Flache von Schalke 04
KaiBuxxe: wtf

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Somebody translate cause this isn't workign:

KaiBuxxe: I speak also German KaiBuxxe: Viennese Gus Hansen: I do not sit on the toilet and have paper then take I the flat one of Schalke 04 KaiBuxxe: wtf

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I sit on the toilet and do not have paper (to wipe), so I use the flag of Schalke 04 (a soccer team).

He mixed up Flagge (flag) with Flache (which sounds similar/ phonetic similar).

I wish reading his hands would be as easy like this.
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  #113  
Old 07-20-2007, 10:54 AM
DCJ311 DCJ311 is offline
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Default Re: LOL, nice call Gus

If Gus ever runs anything bordering on bad against legitimately good players he will lose a LOT of money. Having both played vs him and sweated high stakes NL/PLO/o8 my opinion is that he is very, very fundamentally bad at Omaha and probably poker in general.
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  #114  
Old 07-20-2007, 10:57 AM
tiltnonstop tiltnonstop is offline
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Default Re: LOL, nice call Gus

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If Gus ever runs anything bordering on bad against legitimately good players he will lose a LOT of money. Having both played vs him and sweated high stakes NL/PLO/o8 my opinion is that he is very, very fundamentally bad at Omaha and probably poker in general.

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ok. but how much did you lose?
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  #115  
Old 07-20-2007, 11:04 AM
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Default Re: LOL, nice call Gus

nice comeback by gus.
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  #116  
Old 07-20-2007, 11:08 AM
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Default Re: LOL, nice call Gus

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If Gus ever runs anything bordering on bad against legitimately good players he will lose a LOT of money. Having both played vs him and sweated high stakes NL/PLO/o8 my opinion is that he is very, very fundamentally bad at Omaha and probably poker in general.

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Shhh
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  #117  
Old 07-20-2007, 11:15 AM
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Default Re: LOL, nice call Gus

I love after a long session whoever ended up losing played too long. Zigmund is an awesome sick degen if he was 2p2 everyone would ride his nuts.
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  #118  
Old 07-20-2007, 01:37 PM
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Default Re: LOL, nice call Gus

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Ziigmund: gus
Ziigmund: yo man
Gus Hansen: yes
Ziigmund: lets make deal
Gus Hansen: ????
Ziigmund: always have to raise and reraise before flop
Ziigmund: then continue normally
Gus Hansen: no thx
Ziigmund: lol
Ziigmund: no thx
Ziigmund: LOL
Ziigmund: gus is fish
Ziigmund: so f bad
Ziigmund: and looks like chec republic man
Gus Hansen: you might lose a coin flip one day Ziggy

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Gold, Gus. Gold.
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Old 07-21-2007, 12:11 AM
TxRedMan TxRedMan is offline
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Default Re: LOL, nice call Gus

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Omaha Hi: 820 enumerated boards containing 3c Kh Jh
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
As 7c Ah 3h 734 89.51 86 10.49 0 0.00 0.895
6s 5s Th 5h 86 10.49 734 89.51 0 0.00 0.105

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4.8k in with those odds, 45k in with gus drawing to an ace or a heart with one card to come.

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stupidest post ever.
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  #120  
Old 07-21-2007, 12:36 AM
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Default Re: LOL, nice call Gus


VIVA GUS HANSEN
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