Xmas exchange in July...

[bdf]

Been playing terribly -- perhaps I'm not cut out for this whole poker thing. I'm taking an extended break. Currently have ~3,000 full tilt points and $2 in my account.

What I'd really like is the 3,500 point flask from the full tilt store. It'll help me keep my scotch (Lagavulin FTW) close by at all times, plus remind me of why I'm drinking (busto).

Here's my proposal...a gift exchange (xmas style). You buy me the flask from the store, and I'll buy you anything you want for 3,000 points or less (balla keychain, Lederer DVD, stuffed bear or kangaroo for your fat g/f, license plate frame to advertise your balla status, sports bottle to piss in during MTTs, miscellaneous tshirts you could use as a handy jizz rag, etc.) In addition, I'll send you my last $2 on FTP (this will require a bit of trust...you'd have to transfer me $5, I return $7).

As a show of good faith, I'll order your gear first and sent you a confirmation email. Then do the $5 for $7 transfer. Then you order me my flask.

In addition, I promise to stop posting links to dancing fatties on Youtube.

Anyone wanna help a brotha out?

[bmwguy525]

Contact the.Accountant for monies or gift-giving for friendship.

[whoisthedrizzle]

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What I'd really like is the 3,500 point flask from the full tilt store. It'll help me keep my scotch (Lagavulin FTW) close by at all times, plus remind me of why I'm busto (drinking).

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FYP.

[bdf]

Actually, I lost my money in a completely sober state.