weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex

[TiK]

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secking it up solo style obv.

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w. t. f.

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Multigenerational involvement. Nice.

[Vavavoom]

I have loads that are from when I worked abroad as a holiday rep : A selection..

1 - girl asked me how many people I had slept with after we had had sex...(I was 19 she was 17) I said she should tell me first...she told me 5.... I was horrified.... I told her I was on 19 and she then told me that incl me it was 9... Wierder still is that she is a solid 8.5 possibly a 9 ... And since then I know 7 people that have slept with her ( 5 of whom are in my circle of friends) and we'd all bang her again....Although she is in the upper 50's at the very least...

2 - Had a girl crying in bed after 2 weeks of a holiday romance (I'm the Rep, she's the guest)... and ask me of all the girls in reosrt why I didn't go after this particular stunner from the "booze cruise"... I didn't say anything as I had nailed the girl from the booze cruise 3 days earlier....

3 - "I want to taste my ass".....I was 19 and she was the filthiest girl I have ever met...and was 16, nearly 17....

4 - Had a girl ask is that it after a 2 or so hr session... She was so drunk and I had only met her 5 minutes before I took her home... I put in a Gold Medal winning performance....She rolled over with no comprehension of time and said " I think you're a great dancer, and thought you'd last a lot longer"...ironically I hadn't even done a load.... I was just exhausted....I got back to mine at 3am..and we stopped at 5.30amish as I was up for work at 8.30...

5 - (more than once) That'll you'll have to be quiet as my friend is asleep in the bed next to us... and one girl said - I think we'll have to move the mattress to the floor as this bed squeaking has definitely woken my mum up !

Good times...

[Platonic]

"Oh my god that was the best, I am so happy, every other time I had sex I was raped."

And so I am sitting there thinking: what the fuuuuuck? DID YOU JUST SAY THE "R" WORD IN MY BED?

The girl was 24 and I think she was a chronic liar trying to screw with me a little bit, but I'm not sure.

[PokerFink]

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"I haven't been [censored] like that since grade school".

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The original line in the movie script was "I want to have your abortion."

[shanghairay]

i love your avatar pokerfink

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[Shocker101]

I had a girl get on top of me and grinding a 10 for sure drunk as hell ask me If I love her. I was like I don't even know your name, big mistake she started balling. I tried to comfort her then banged her a little later. funny part was my friend was trying to bang her and she ended up in my bed. I miss those days.

[StevieG]

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I had a girl get on top of me and grinding a 10 for sure drunk as hell ask me If I love her. I was like I don't even know your name, big mistake she started balling. I tried to comfort her then banged her a little later.

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So you meant balking, bawling, balling, really.

[Shocker101]

Crying her eyes out (she was really drunk)