weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex

[ChuckyB]

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"Go banana!"

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As if its some sort of super power or possibly a sports team mascot. Awesome.

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I thought it was a Ralph Wiggum quote.

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Did you really have sex with Ralph Wiggum?

(it's from the Lord of the Flies episode. Bart and Nelson have a fruit race, Milhouse and Ralph join in. Milhouse's cantaloupe causing Otto to drive the bus into the water.)

[abarber]

I'm glad OOT appreciated this as much as I did. And yes, this was for real. Probably the coolest girl I ever dated.

[Go_Blue88]

i used to have a goal to bang an ohio state chick and right when i'm finishing scream "AHHH GOO BLUUUE"

actually it's still sort of a goal.

after sex my ex was talking about some guy she used to date (i really think it annoyed her that i'm not the jealous type...so she'd try to make me feel jealous) and she said:

"his dick was huge...it was really weird and gross."

so ya, that actually [censored] w/ my head for a while.

[NozeCandy]

"Straddle my chin."

Basically she wanted to give me head but didn't feel like getting up.

[Fishmonger]

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Reading this thread makes me pine for better sex partners...

My best is more funny than hot:

"Go banana!" (when she came, obv)

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paging fishmonger

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[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] You rang?

[kyleb]

see your avatar and location.

get it?

[StimpackAddict]

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Right before having sex doggystyle for the first time, my girlfriend told me she tried it with her ex-boyfriend and they had to call 911 because he experienced heart palpitations.

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ROFL. Winner. Gold Medal.

[Hass]

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"I love you."

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I hate this one. Before, during, or after.

[jfish]

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After

"But I haven't cum yet"

it was only weird cause she though I might still care

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haha

[RickAstleyFan]

"That's so cool you don't care that we're cousins"