good drinking songs

[thekernel]

song: white T
word: white T

[Maple Leafs]

Anything by Lil John - "Yeah".

I win.

[Coffee]

American Pie

Any word that rhymes with "pie"

[T.J. Combo]

The sickest I ever got was when me and one of my friends tried to drink along with one bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

[ebepse]

any mike jones song
word: mike jones

[edfurlong]

Dropkick Murphys

[goofball]

seven drunken nights
home

[pa3lsvt]

"The Wheel"

Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhh.....
There once was a man, until he died
I know not where that poor f-cker lies
They said his wife was so damn wide
That she could never be satisfied!

Oom paa paa oom paa paa oom paa paa oom

Well then he got himself a big fricken wheel
And on it he mounted a big prick of steel
With two brass balls all filled with cream
The whole damn thing was powered by steam

Oom paa paa oom paa paa oom paa paa oom

And in and out with that big fricken wheel
And in and out with that big prick of steel
"Enough! Enough!" his wife then cried
"Enough! Enough! I'm satisfied!"

Oom paa paa oom paa paa oom paa paa oom

But there was one thing wrong with it
He had no way of stopping it
It ripped her from her -ss to her t-ts
And the whole damn thing was covered in sh-t

Oom paa paa oom paa paa oom paa paa oom

In and out with that big fricken wheel
In and out with the big prick of steel
"Enough! Enough!" his poor wife cried
"Enough! Enough!" and then she died

Aye yie yie yie
Your mother douches with Drano
So sing us a chorus
And bite the clitoris
And walk me around by my willy

There once was a man from Nantucket! (Nantucket!) ...

(Continue "Aye yie yie yie + dirty limericks" until nobody has a new limerick to add.)

[roaaahhh]

SHEEEEEES JUST A SMALL TOWN GIIIIRLLLLLLLLL

keyword = don't

[MortalWombat]

"The Song That Never Ends"

word: song