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prove you\'re stupid
i've got this tiny birthmark on my cheek, near about where marilyn monroe had her mole. girls think it's sexy.
what makes me stupid is that everytime i look in the mirror, i'm genuinely suprised and shocked that i have a birthmark on my face. each time i think, 'how long have i had that?' and it takes me a moment to remember that, oh yeah, i was born with it. |
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Re: prove you\'re stupid
D-
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Re: prove you\'re stupid
c- wouldn't read again
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Re: prove you\'re stupid
Yep, you're pretty stupid.
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Re: prove you\'re stupid
Many years ago I saw a commercial for a pasta company. There were old Italian ladies harvesting spaghetti off trees for a giant feast. Made perfect sense to me for a moment.
Then I realized spaghetti doesn't grow on trees. |
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i am paying almost 40k/yr to get a graduate degree in a field where almost nobody makes more than like 75k.
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everyone i know tells me i'm stupid, but i don't believe them.
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Re: prove you\'re stupid
I can't.
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