Who here has beaten the [censored] out of a vending machine?

[Bullrun]

never play A6

[I_AM_EVIL]

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Done it to newspaper kiosks more than once. These things steal money very regularly.

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I remember when I was 12-13 I was riding my bike with a friend of mine. We came upon one of those newspaper machines sitting out front of a grocery store just asking to get kicked or punched. I yelled back to my buddy "watch this, I'm gonna kick this thing." As I was riding past it I kicked it with everything I had. The force of kicking a bolted down machine caused me to crash my bike into the brick wall. As the wall was rushing towards my face at 100mph I heard a glorious sound. All the change in the machine was pouring out of the coin return. That day we collected about $8. From that day on whenever we wanted some money we rode to that machine and gave it a good kick.

God I miss being a kid.

[emon87]

hahahah you pay $2.25 for one drink

[RoyalStraight]

I was at university and just got out of class after a long day. It was late at night, freezing cold, and I was really craving a hot chocolate. I put my coins in, and the cup dropped down on its side and it poured the hot chocolate all over the side of the cup and down the drain. I was PISSED. I gave a loud, "Are you f$cking kidding me?", and put my foot through the little clear door where the cups drop down. Thankfully nobody was around and I quickly made my getaway hoping I wasn't caught on a security camera or anything.

[ncboiler]

Next time just do this....

Paybacks Are Hell

[Vending Machine]

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So I'm working this crappy job for crappy pay with crappy hours, and all I want is a green tea to hold me over until my Chipotle dinner.

I go down two flights of stairs to the break room with two singles, only to find out the tea is $2.25. So I go back up the stairs to bum a quarter from my colleague, who reminds me I owe him $20 for a gift we bought our departing boss in May. I had totally forgotten.

Feeling like a total deadbeat, I walk back down the stairs to get the tea. I put my money in, punch in A6, and NOTHING. The fancy message on the machine scrolled: "Enjoy your cold beverage!"

I snapped.

The first blow landed in the upper corner with my palm, right after I said, "You've got to be [censored] kidding me." Then I tried to tip it back, like a retard, but the thing was way too wide. So I hit it again, this time striking the bill acceptor with the heel of my other hand.

For a few seconds, probably 15 or 20, I sat there staring at the machine, as if to say, "bring it on, bitch!" Then I kicked it hard near the bottom, causing something to beep.

As I walked away, I realized if there was anyone else in the room, I would likely be fired. If there was a surveillance camera, the video would probably get its share of hits on You Tube.

The assault served no purpose, and I immediately realized how moronic I was for losing my composure.

But I feel totally better because I kicked its ass.

Has anyone else done this, or do I need my meds adjusted?

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Im going to kill you, you bastard. You're never going to get another green tea ever again.

[tabako]

Let me be the first to say: worst gimmick account ever?

[wcsherry]

To the OP, pics of the machine, plz.

[The4Aces]

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Let me be the first to say: worst gimmick account ever?

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This was one of the few gimmicks I have laughed at. But i think it is just beucase it is SOOOO stupid.

[TreyWilly]

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To the OP, pics of the machine, plz.

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Looked exactly like this one.