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Old 07-12-2007, 03:15 PM
Burno Burno is offline
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Default The LOLest fold EVER (Wynn 1-3NL)

Few hours until my flight so I get into the 1-3NL game after checking out. Stack an archetypal tourist within the first couple orbits with KK on a 5h 8c Qh Jc board (KQ). Great game, 2 maybe 3 players with a clue, two or 3 total donators, with the rest in between.

So I have some chips and good image and have been using them somewhat but really haven't had to show down any cheese yet.

Megadonkey limps UTG with only ~$60 or so behind because his spew outpaces the chiprunners speed. 4 more limpers to me in the BB and I check my option with 44.



Flop is pretty, 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]


SB, one of a few with a clue checks, I sling 4 chips ($12), megadonkey calls, femdonk calls, and now some asian kid in his early twenties minraises. Folds back to me and a quick glance at his stack reveals he's not that deep, maybe $150 behind to start the hand.

So I take some greens off my stack and make it $100 straight. Megadonk agonizes and folds. Femdonk bails. Asian kid starts to study me and stare at the bet.



And at this point, something very special happens.




He says "fold"



And tables




A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]



The 3 players at the table with a clue; myself, the kid to my right, and another dude across the table who was chewing on his earbud, (eww?) all exchanged ZOMG little glances in about a half second as I stacked the pot and threw the dealer an extra buck or two to wipe the smirk off her face.
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:16 PM
Quagmyer Quagmyer is offline
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Default Re: The LOLest fold EVER (Wynn 1-3NL)

ke knew the turn would have been 2s obv
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:17 PM
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Default Re: The LOLest fold EVER (Wynn 1-3NL)

live poker is rigged.
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:18 PM
blah_blah blah_blah is offline
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Default Re: The LOLest fold EVER (Wynn 1-3NL)

did you have the 4h and was there a BBJ?

this determines whether this is a brag or a beat.
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:18 PM
Poker_is_Hard Poker_is_Hard is offline
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Default Re: The LOLest fold EVER (Wynn 1-3NL)

obv, he knew you were going to turn your boat and can dodge bullets.

Or he was completely clueless that he had a st8.

One of those two, most likely number 1.
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:23 PM
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Default Re: The LOLest fold EVER (Wynn 1-3NL)

You would have been crying had you had 63 so great laydown by villain.
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:25 PM
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Default Re: The LOLest fold EVER (Wynn 1-3NL)

awsome on so many levels
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:29 PM
Craggoo Craggoo is offline
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Default Re: The LOLest fold EVER (Wynn 1-3NL)

He put you on 63 and knew he couldnt win LDO
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:38 PM
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Default Re: The LOLest fold EVER (Wynn 1-3NL)

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The 3 players at the table with a clue; myself, the kid to my right, and another dude across the table who was chewing on his earbud, (eww?) all exchanged ZOMG little glances in about a half second as I stacked the pot and threw the dealer an extra buck or two to wipe the smirk off her face.

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credit to nutsflopper for paint
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:45 PM
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Default Re: The LOLest fold EVER (Wynn 1-3NL)

Hahahaha
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