OMG.. I love hookers.

wickedgoodtrader · #1 07-11-2007, 11:44 PM

I'm 25 and I've had a couple hookers in my day. Fukin GF left me after 6 years 2 months ago and I'm all freakin cuz i'm not used to not gettin laid. Haven't even been able to play poker.. my [censored]'s all [censored] up. Well I finally get a fawkin hot ass 20 year old over to my pad and we GET IT ON.

Chic started talkin bout how the $200 was soooo much money compared to what she could make at $8/hour. I'm thinkin in my head.. [censored] $200 is so little money to pay considering I make 10k/month playing cards.

Since my breakup my heads been going haywire and I seriously couldn't play cards. After i was done with the hook I sat down and could just "feel" I had the card playin back. too bad my fawkin internet connection tarted on me.. i had paid her fee in 20 minutes. A hook has to be some of the best therapy I could recommend to anybody. Haters are just people with no money.

My take on the whole deal:
A few of my buds will occasionally pull a braud form a bar. As will I but she tends to have a couple extra pounds :-). Anyway.. I like going out and drinking.. but.. If I'm doing it for the sole purpose of ass... it's almost cheaper to get a hot ass porn star hook. I mean.. I'll put a few hours in at the bar which I could have easily made $300-500 playing cards. So If I drop $300 on a hook that'll show up right at my door and I don't risk DUI's or anything.. dats the way to go. plus it's guaranteed. I've got this new website that has these ridiculously hot pornstar hookers.. as soon as I get off probation I'm taking one on vacation.. like 2-3k for the week.. how much fun does that sound like. Paradise and a huge tittied model hangin on yo arm and dressin fancy for dinners with people staring then fawkin ALL week in the hotel room.