Beat: Lots of drug addicts come to me

[SecretOfMana]

So for the last 5 years I had my cell phone I get a call or two a month from people asking for the office of "new connections". I politely told them it was the wrong bumber, and only 5 years later today did I have the sense to ask them what new connections was....

Turns out new connections was a drug rehab program designed for rehibilitating people who get caught with drugs in the airport. Thats right.... the freaking airport is giving out my number for duggies to call me.

Beat: Coke addicts call me
Brag: I can pretend to the real new connections on the phone and mess with them.
Variance: I told the last guy that called me to "stop doing drugs dude"

[Envyme_Mvp]

Beat: belongs in bbv4l or OOT

[Rolen]

Find a drug dealer, explain the situation, and offer to sell the phone. Alternatively, become a drug dealer. A very lucrative opportunity has presented itself to you.

[React1oN]

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become a drug dealer. A very lucrative opportunity has presented itself to you.

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[Butcho22]

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Beat: belongs in bbv4l or OOT

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NT! would * this guy up so fast

[reup]

try some drugs, everybody's doin it.

[React1oN]

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Beat: belongs in bbv4l or OOT

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NT! would * this guy up so fast

[/ QUOTE ]God, this is so true.

[biendover]

Beat: I think I've called you before...