Wife receives interesting text message - cheating?

[holyfield5]

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I think it's time you put an end to her shirades and finally decided to hire a private hitman, don't worry about getting caught either, I'm sure it's been done 1,000's of times and like only 3 people were ever caught on TV hiring hitmen to kill their spouses.

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Doing it yourself is much more satisfying. Plus using a hit man is premeditated--qualifies for the death penalty. When you use you own hands, you just tell the jury you lost your mind, but boy are you sorry now. You'll just have to do few years.

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vehicular homicide is the obvious route to go rookies. its the easiest manslaughter charge to beat.

[Gone Forever]

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I think it's time you put an end to her shirades and finally decided to hire a private hitman, don't worry about getting caught either, I'm sure it's been done 1,000's of times and like only 3 people were ever caught on TV hiring hitmen to kill their spouses.

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Doing it yourself is much more satisfying. Plus using a hit man is premeditated--qualifies for the death penalty. When you use you own hands, you just tell the jury you lost your mind, but boy are you sorry now. You'll just have to do few years.

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vehicular homicide is the obvious route to go rookies. its the easiest manslaughter charge to beat.

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Of your own wife?? Come on now.

[VanHammersley]

Black guys don't use the word "Gal". Either she's cheating with some hayseed with reverse-Michael Jackson disease on the crotch, or more likely, it's a random spam text like the ones I get all the time.

Probably like 40% of the male penis pictures I get on my phone are unsolicited.

[ardubz]

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Probably like 40% of the male penis pictures I get on my phone are unsolicited.

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good level........

[Hawklet]

Correct Solution:

1. Save the picture.
2. Send it to some random woman with the same message,
3. Be happy knowing you made a difference in the world. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[whipsaw]

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Black guys don't use the word "Gal". Either she's cheating with some hayseed with reverse-Michael Jackson disease on the crotch, or more likely, it's a random spam text like the ones I get all the time.

Probably like 40% of the male penis pictures I get on my phone are unsolicited.

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It wasn't a direct quote, I was just paraphrasing.

I can happily say I have never received an unsolicited penis picture on my phone.

[vhawk01]

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I'm not calling the number. Hell, I don't even have the number. I wouldn't even if I did. That accomplishes nothing.

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Except finding out if your wife is cheating. Just call on the phone and say you found this phone and want to return it to its owner.

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maybe instead right when she gets home all the time go down on her randomly and use your dope nose

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Worst cheating-detection method conceivable, for about a million reasons. LOLZERS.

[vhawk01]

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Black guys don't use the word "Gal". Either she's cheating with some hayseed with reverse-Michael Jackson disease on the crotch, or more likely, it's a random spam text like the ones I get all the time.

Probably like 40% of the male penis pictures I get on my phone are unsolicited.

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Seriously, 'reverse Michael Jackson disease on the crotch' is amazing.

[holyfield5]

i dont think many people get accidental penis pics on their phone sorry. there is a story behind this and she knows it.

[apefish]

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I can happily say I have never received an unsolicited penis picture on my phone.

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All of mine are solicited also.