Is my friend a raging gay?

[Rolen]

1.38 PM, July 10th 2007

About 15 gay porn mpegs found in recycle bin. An investigation is started and the team quickly identify their number one suspect. This person is competent using a computer and would have known that to properly delete files you must empty the recycle bin, however, he has a long and checkered history of stupidity. At this point none of the mpegs were viewed by the team but the windows preview feature showed us the 'meat' of the video content.

1.47 PM, July 10th 2007

Our team decide to continue search for the truth by look through this person's personal files. Nothing incriminating was found.

1.54 PM, July 10th 2007

With no leads, the team decide to play 'Super Smash Brothers' on the N64 for a while.

2.25 PM, July 10th 2007

Person under investigation, who will subsequently be referred to as 'Horace' in this report, walks into room. The lead investigator asks 'have you been downloading gay porn?' because he watches Dog the Bounty Hunter and Dog always lets the perp know he's onto him. Horace does not respond and retires to a different room. (Note: Lead investigator later regrets this move as it alerts Horace to our suspicions, possibly allowing him to remove sensitive material and reducing our chances of finding a 'smoking gun')

4.31 PM, July 10th 2007

The team's suspicions are further enhanced when the auto-complete feature of the browser shows someone has typed 'gay porn' into a torrent website.

1.21 PM, July 11th 2007

After a fruitless night of searching for clues, A third investigator joins the team and makes quick progress. Not only does he volenteer to watch several of the videos to confirm their explicit nature, he also searches for some more gay porn to really 'get to grips' with the subject 'at hand'. A dedicated fellow.

1.41 PM, July 11th 2007

Our third operative points out an oversight, and the auto-complete feature that was not thoroughly investigated initially is now given the proper attention. Many more gay porn references were turned up, including 'gay hentai', 'gay chav porn', 'gay scally porn', and 'bananarama'. The team feels that the truth is very close. (Note: a chav is an english steriotype. Think Chad Batista)



2.31 PM, July 11th 2007

A setback. Our third investigator reveals that he may have typed in 'gay chav porn' and 'gay scally porn' as a joke in the past, but insists that the videos were nothing to do with him (this is certainly true).

There you have it, our team is still investigating. Advice on where to direct our resources would be appreciated. A list of other suspects can be provided if necessary.

[btmagnetw]

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but the windows preview feature showed us the 'meat' of the video content.

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The lead investigator asks 'have you been downloading gay porn?'

[/ QUOTE ]LOL

[Sephus]

i dont understand some people's sense of humor.

[NT!]

pretty weak idea but this part is decent:

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The lead investigator asks 'have you been downloading gay porn?' because he watches Dog the Bounty Hunter and Dog always lets the perp know he's onto him.

[/ QUOTE ]

C-

[MrDiz]

Internal Affairs should be called on investigator #3.

[Rolen]

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i dont understand some people's sense of humor.

[/ QUOTE ]

There's nothing funny about homosexuality

[ifoughtpiranhas]

I enjoyed it

[Sykes]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i dont understand some people's sense of humor.

[/ QUOTE ]

There's nothing funny about homosexuality

[/ QUOTE ]

I disagree. I find it absolutely hilarious.

[Georgia Avenue]

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Internal Affairs should be called on investigator #3.

[/ QUOTE ]

#3 is OP isnt it? We accept you Rolen, just
the way
you are!

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--GA

PS You can be straight and look at gay porn sometimes, imo. Or exclusively. Or give a BJ, in prison.

[MediaPA]

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An investigation is started and the team quickly identify their number one suspect.

[/ QUOTE ]

Stupid, late night drunken gay porn surfing. Time to blame the guy who isn't here.