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Old 07-10-2007, 08:05 PM
Degenerasian Degenerasian is offline
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Default Re: LOL Costanzaments

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or... "Maybe the dingo ate your chipstack!"

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sigh...not a costanza quote sir lol
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Old 07-10-2007, 09:13 PM
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Default Re: LOL Costanzaments

Phil Gordon is a donkey, not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 07-10-2007, 09:24 PM
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"Well, Mr. Gordon, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!"
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Old 07-10-2007, 09:27 PM
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This thread is [censored] hilarious!
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Old 07-10-2007, 09:40 PM
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Default Re: LOL Costanzaments

If he gets knocked out by Phil: "Oh ya Gordon? Well I had sex with your wife!"

Also, I'm wearing this shirt right now:

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Old 07-11-2007, 01:45 AM
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Default Re: LOL Costanzaments

"Nobody owns Phil Gordon like me. Nobody. I'm doing things at this table, you have no idea they're going on."
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:51 AM
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Default Re: LOL Costanzaments

Thread of teh Year!
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:55 AM
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Default Re: LOL Costanzaments

Jason Alexander was at a table with Greg Raymer in a poker stars media event and one hand Alexander didn't put in enough for his big blind.

Raymer said, "Hey you're short. I don't mean short, but short some of your big blind."

Alexander apologized and threw some more chips into the pot.

Raymer then told him, "I'd rather be short than fat anyways."

Costanza laughed, stood up, and took off his hat before saying, "Well I've got the trifecta. I'm short, fat, and BALD!"

Then when he was knocked out a little while later he stood up from the table and shouted, "I'm going to a strip club!"
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:01 AM
Degenerasian Degenerasian is offline
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George flat out owns at life. Sucks for him that everyone will most likely be calling him "George" instead of Jason.
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:06 AM
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I concur:



This thread is gold Jerry, GOLD!!!

Plus I need to start looking 4 another avatar...the one with PG has gotta go with all the unfavorable things I've been reading about him here... [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
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