Official July [censored] Thread

[ronbo1964]

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If I run worse in July than I did in June I'm going to slit my wrists

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[shaundeeb]

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I have a new love greater than that of 180s right now.

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Orange crush??

Cheeseburgers??

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nope cake.

[DirkReems]

Need up to 2K on Stars, will send FTP.
PM if interested.

[Black Aces 518]

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checking a straight flush .. sweeeeeet

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) internettexasholdem.com

UTG (t3220)
UTG+1 (t1290)
MP1 (t1740)
MP2 (t1470)
MP3 (t1620)
Hero (t3060)
Button (t1480)
SB (t1480)
BB (t1300)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls t20, MP1 calls t20, MP2 calls t20, MP3 calls t20, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls t20, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (t140) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(7 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets t20</font>, Button folds, SB calls t20, BB calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, MP1 calls t20, MP2 calls t20.

Turn: (t260) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks.

River: (t260) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets t100</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 calls t100, SB folds.

Final Pot: t460

Results in white below:
BB has 4h 4s (full house, fours full of sixes).
MP3 has 8d 5d (straight flush, eight high).
Outcome: MP3 wins t460.

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god damn this is tilting me. what downie tourney is this? btw you [censored] this up too, vvv easy call preflop, you have 150 BB and 47 limpers to you in LP with suited king.

Then we have a flopped set on a flush draw board checked through, flush hits, checked through, then boat vs straight flush on river goes dinky bet/call. GOD I HATE THESE SIMPLETONS ARUOAIUOIHAGOH

[T_Mac]

Need 10 to 15k on Stars and can offer Party or Full tilt any help appreciated, pm me?

[nutshot2]

don't want to make my own thread for this; what's a normal (standard?) MTT stake look like? 50/50 with makeup? something different? if there's already a thread/threads on this, please point me in the right direction.. thanks

[Clayton]

stars just now i mplemented their new 2 hour registration rule and threw up more guarantees

yay i feel cool &gt;_&lt;

[NHFunkii]

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Need 10 to 15k on Stars and can offer Party or Full tilt any help appreciated, pm me?

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I will give 10k on stars for either 10k on party and a legit party account or 50% of your main event.
(note this is just a joke I dont actually have much spare on stars, sorry)

[JSchnett]

FT bubble of 100r

PokerStars Game #10860521444: Tournament #54722085, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (2500/5000) - 2007/07/10 - 00:29:03 (ET)
Table '54722085 18' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: JSchnett (211849 in chips)
Seat 4: hoffa (55469 in chips)
Seat 5: solidluck (144016 in chips)
Seat 6: KtheKing (41605 in chips)
Seat 7: All_in_at420 (344146 in chips)
JSchnett: posts the ante 500
hoffa: posts the ante 500
solidluck: posts the ante 500
KtheKing: posts the ante 500
All_in_at420: posts the ante 500
solidluck: posts small blind 2500
KtheKing: posts big blind 5000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JSchnett [Ks Qc]
All_in_at420: folds
JSchnett: raises 9000 to 14000
hoffa: folds
solidluck: folds
KtheKing: raises 27105 to 41105 and is all-in
JSchnett: calls 27105
*** FLOP *** [4d 7s 5s]
*** TURN *** [4d 7s 5s] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [4d 7s 5s Qh] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KtheKing: shows [Jd Ad] (a pair of Aces)
JSchnett: shows [Ks Qc] (a pair of Queens)
KtheKing collected 87210 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 87210 | Rake 0
Board [4d 7s 5s Qh Ah]
Seat 3: JSchnett showed [Ks Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: hoffa (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: solidluck (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: KtheKing (big blind) showed [Jd Ad] and won (87210) with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: All_in_at420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #10860544685: Tournament #54722085, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (2500/5000) - 2007/07/10 - 00:30:52 (ET)
Table '54722085 18' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: JSchnett (161244 in chips)
Seat 4: hoffa (58469 in chips)
Seat 5: solidluck (149516 in chips)
Seat 6: KtheKing (83210 in chips)
Seat 7: All_in_at420 (344646 in chips)
JSchnett: posts the ante 500
hoffa: posts the ante 500
solidluck: posts the ante 500
KtheKing: posts the ante 500
All_in_at420: posts the ante 500
hoffa: posts small blind 2500
solidluck: posts big blind 5000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JSchnett [Ah Ks]
KtheKing: folds
All_in_at420: raises 10000 to 15000
JSchnett: raises 31700 to 46700
hoffa: folds
solidluck: folds
All_in_at420: raises 297446 to 344146 and is all-in
JSchnett: calls 114044 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [2d 7h Jh]
KtheKing said, "wow"
*** TURN *** [2d 7h Jh] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [2d 7h Jh 6c] [9c]
All_in_at420 said, "gg"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
All_in_at420: shows [8c 8d] (a pair of Eights)
JSchnett: shows [Ah Ks] (high card Ace)
All_in_at420 collected 331488 from pot
eggt@rt is connected
ShiP ThA $$$ is connected
Asiandude77 is connected
RZRZRZ is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 331488 | Rake 0
Board [2d 7h Jh 6c 9c]
Seat 3: JSchnett (button) showed [Ah Ks] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: hoffa (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: solidluck (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: KtheKing folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: All_in_at420 showed [8c 8d] and won (331488) with a pair of Eights




awesome.

[JSchnett]

PokerStars Game #10861280783: Tournament #54725613, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (1500/3000) - 2007/07/10 - 01:32:04 (ET)
Table '54725613 72' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 3: RTFirefly (102152 in chips)
Seat 4: FUTURE102 (73594 in chips)
Seat 5: Lucky69han (140429 in chips)
Seat 6: VuaXi`Tô' (28513 in chips)
Seat 7: PlayaPlz (61268 in chips)
Seat 8: JSchnett (110894 in chips)
Seat 9: JJ Pizz (50485 in chips)
RTFirefly: posts the ante 150
FUTURE102: posts the ante 150
Lucky69han: posts the ante 150
VuaXi`Tô': posts the ante 150
PlayaPlz: posts the ante 150
JSchnett: posts the ante 150
JJ Pizz: posts the ante 150
JJ Pizz: posts small blind 1500
RTFirefly: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JSchnett [7s Ts]
FUTURE102: folds
Lucky69han: folds
VuaXi`Tô': folds
PlayaPlz: folds
JSchnett: raises 5300 to 8300
JJ Pizz: calls 6800
RTFirefly: folds
*** FLOP *** [9s 4s Jd]
JJ Pizz: checks
JSchnett: bets 14300
JJ Pizz: raises 27735 to 42035 and is all-in
JSchnett: calls 27735
*** TURN *** [9s 4s Jd] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [9s 4s Jd Th] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JJ Pizz: shows [As Ad] (a pair of Aces)
JSchnett: shows [7s Ts] (a pair of Tens)
JJ Pizz collected 104720 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 104720 | Rake 0
Board [9s 4s Jd Th 5d]
Seat 3: RTFirefly (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: FUTURE102 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Lucky69han folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: VuaXi`Tô' folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: PlayaPlz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: JSchnett (button) showed [7s Ts] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 9: JJ Pizz (small blind) showed [As Ad] and won (104720) with a pair of Aces


final 2 tables of stuper
18th
[censored] Hellmuth gets his 11th bracelet and I cant get my 11th stuper FT.