MaxRaises Lives at the Library

[jonwanchalk]

I do not think he has ever played poker or knows how to play.
Registered on:
05/21/07 02:11 PM
Projected day of suicide/assisted (by me) suicide:
The day I see him
Posts:
491
Useful Posts:
0 (I have at least 1)
Number of Friends:
-89
Number of Parents who like (not even love him):
1, he has 6 parents, 2 birth parents, they each were gay and were divorced and he has 6 parents, the one who likes him is gay and is hoping for an incestual affair
Number of hamsters who love him:
0 because they suffocated themselves on newspaper
Number of friends:
-90
Total poker profit:
$0
Total transvestite services LLC. profit:
$1
Number of original lines:
0
"Fold preflop and this won't happen"
"Ban OP"
"(He quotes everything cause he thinks it makes him cool)"
Number of original avatars:
0
Number of friends:
-91
Max also thinks that the internet closes on Christmas.
Was raped but did not report it...
Instead the rapist did.
Likelihood of MaxRaises replying to this thread:
100%
Likelihood of MaxRaises replying to this thred with the quote "Ban OP":
95%
Die Die Die
Resurrect
Die Die Die
Resurrect
Die Die Die
Resurrect
Suffer Suffer Suffer
DIE!!!!!

[Teh1337zor]

do this via pm for [censored] sake no one else [censored] cares

[Teh1337zor]

in fact I doubt max cares

[CandyCornsLOL]

If there was ever a ban-worthy time to say die in a grease fire, this would be it

[jonwanchalk]

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If there was ever a ban-worthy time to say die in a grease fire, this would be it

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Scammer.

[Full-Metall]

[Windforce]

is it hard not to be lame?

[holdme]

huh

[Phatsac]

Venom007 is that u?

[BowToYourSensei]

what the [censored]