hypothetical: bottle of liquour; how in trouble; how fast?

[wiper]

i saw a kid chug a 1/5 of jack daniels in 1 gulp...

15 minutes later, he was pulling off his [censored]-filled boxers and puking severely, naked, in the bathroom for an hour...

[IggyWH]

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ill bet andre the giant could do it. he was freakin huge and also a massive alcoholic

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When you're [censored] horses, what do you have to lose?

[Jasper109]

There are morbidly obese people who weigh 800+ pounds. I'm sure someone like that could absorb the alcohol and survive.

[tarheeljks]

i don't see how you could funnel a handle w/o vomiting.

[OneChipWarrior]

Trip Report:

I once downed 9~10 shots (right around half a bottle) of 80 proof real cheap bourbon when I took the rest of the handle to my face. I was sure I would vomit it back up once I had finished it because it sat so awkwardly in my stomach. After about 2 minutes, I had no sense of my stomach any more and felt great. It was cool seeing how the drunk kept creeping. Slowly but surely, I was getting pretty plastered and I could easily notice these changes between sentences. At the peak, I was flirting with blackout since some of the things I did I couldn't recall later that night or the next day. But I didn't pass out for about 8hrs. I'm 5'11" 225.

[SaulPaul]

there was this kid who when we were 17, kept bragging about how he could drink a bottle of vodka, whisky then drink 12 beers. I 'demonstrated' this to us, downing 2/3rds of a 70cl bottle of jack daniels in one swig. within ten minutes he was plastered, twenty minutes falling over with his trousers falling down all the time, so we took him home. he later went into a coma for 16 hours

[Buckmulligan]

I don't understand why it reportedly takes so long for [censored] to hit the fan for the chugger. It would seem to me that after chugging a handle, within about 25 minutes you would feel at least 20 deep with none of that 20 motabilized. I would think this would be enough to put you into a prompt coma and have you dead within an hour. Apparently not though, right?

[wildzer0]

I know a guy who's pretty big (around 6'5", 300lbs) who's also a big alcoholic. His typical night is to funnel a fifth of scotch in about 1 minute, and drink 10-12 beers throughout the rest of the night. I've seen him do it, and he's totally out of control but it's pretty standard for him and he not only stays awake/alive, he rarely pukes. He usually does piss himself at some point though.

One story comes to mind - the first time I met him, he funneled a bottle of scotch and followed it up with about a pint of vodka all in under 5 minutes and then switched to beer. About 4 beers into it (maybe 30 minutes after the liquor) he complained of his stomach hurting so he ate a houseplant to settle it. He was moving the next day so all his stuff was in boxes, he peed all over all the boxes, said it was too much hassle to actually move them, lit them on fire and went to bed.

So yeah, theoretically possible, but a really bad idea.

[Kneel B4 Zod]

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a pint's a pound the whole world round

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except the uk

[React1oN]

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I don't know the correct answer to OP's question, but you should not do this, I don't care how fat or how much of an alcoholic you are.

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