i got 99 problems

[popeye18]

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oh no you got owned again son

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post9655259

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I am officially an ass.

[ESnow]

If a woman is more than 1 of your 99 problems, you need to get yourself a fresh hatchet wound to fool with.

[popeye18]

I wonder if jay-z really sat down and counted out his problems which was 99. Or maybe he just chose 99 as it soudns good in rap.

[Teh1337zor]

son do you know what im stoppin you fo?
cause im young and im black and my hats real low do i look like a mind reader sir i dunno

[tisthefire]

[Teh1337zor]

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i def loled

[Spechel EDD]

man i got that kush kush, mercedez benz i push push, made of fifteh fousand dollah stain

[The.Accountant]

Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of [censored] all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my [censored]

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No matter how many times i see this i always lol.