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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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haha I thought you had kings! [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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Guy shows down J2, women to there left showns down Q2 to take down the pot (both cold called a raise preflop) and the guy goes "What the hell were you doing in the pot with trash like that" [/ QUOTE ] Easily the worst |
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
I usually say if you have ever won any money at poker then I can swim up Niagra falls.
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
Drunk 5-5 live game at TS -
2 guys are all in KQ vs AA board K33 - people counting the KQ's outs cause they are pro LDO everyone says 2 kings or running queens this guy blurts out loud " what about running 3s? " and no... he wasn't joking |
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
a few nights ago i played 2/5nl at bellagio and this guy called me down w/A high no pair (obv lost) and said:
"you're lucky i suck" |
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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[ QUOTE ] haha I thought you had kings! [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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a few nights ago i played 2/5nl at bellagio and this guy called me down w/A high no pair (obv lost) and said: "you're lucky i suck" [/ QUOTE ] lol gold |
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
The "that's what you get" line and all variants of it are my favorite. Especially after folding to shoves all day in sngs then calling with like 97o for 30 bb to lose.
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
almost forgot, 1-2 live game I played when I was a donk, guy was hammered and kept open raising to like 24 and reraising every hand... this guy limps UTG+1 and the drunk guy open shoves like 650$, UTG snap calls with A7o, drunk guy had AK, A7 sucks out -
After the hand A7 says "Caught you" |
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
Best one-liner came from a guy who's SN was OMGPOKAR!!1! (Cake poker, lols). Every time he got sucked out on he would just type OMGPOKAR!!1!! in the chat. Very hilarious.
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