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View Poll Results: How Safe Do You Currently Feel Regarding National Security?
Extremely Safe 2 10.53%
Very Safe 6 31.58%
Somewhat Safe 6 31.58%
Not Very Safe 3 15.79%
No Safe At All 2 10.53%
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Old 07-07-2007, 06:36 AM
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Default Re: BBV July low content bitch and moan thread

done [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:30 AM
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PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]], J[[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]].
2 folds[/i]</font>, Hero raises</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 8[[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]], J[[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]], J[[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] 3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: (4 BB) 5[[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]](2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

River: (6 BB) 8[[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] 2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

Final Pot: 8 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Kd Jd (full house, jacks full of eights).
SB has 5h 6d (two pair, jacks and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 8 BB. </font>

How the [censored] did I drop $370 to these people
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:19 PM
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I must've been born under a bad sign. I always suspected as much. I'm [censored] done.

Most of you guys are really great, and I wish you all the best.

Peace.
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:23 PM
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Default Re: BBV July low content bitch and moan thread

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i had cake and pizza

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In that order?

Are you a terrorist?

[/ QUOTE ]If you don't eat them in that order, the terrorists win.
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Old 07-08-2007, 01:11 AM
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Default Re: BBV July low content bitch and moan thread

Noooo CC noooo!

You can still hang around here even if you don't play, can't you?
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Old 07-08-2007, 01:18 AM
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i hope [censored] every [censored] tournament [censored] donk int eh 24+2 tournies like the 28k and the 17k 6 man especially that they [censored] die in af ucking grease fire.. [censored] shoving with bottom pair no kicker and [censored] rivering [censored] trips for [censored] cl with 100 left or [censored] AA&lt;AQ [censored] preflop for [censored] double 2nd place and chip lead again .. ihope [censored] ftp gets hit by a [censored] virus and [censored] crashes and loses business and [censored] aejones gets laid sometime soon
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Old 07-09-2007, 10:02 AM
Chump Change Chump Change is offline
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Noooo CC noooo!

You can still hang around here even if you don't play, can't you?

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Aye, I was just being emo (homicidal rage is an emotion, no?) and need/needed a vacation from grinding. No reason to leave 2p2 now that i'm not moving to Tibet to become a monk. (lol andyblackaments)
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Old 07-09-2007, 10:08 AM
DING-DONG YO DING-DONG YO is offline
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June was awesome!!! No poker! No stress! Super sweet!!

And [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] shady.
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Old 07-09-2007, 06:55 PM
Chump Change Chump Change is offline
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lol so i was playing razz and in 100 hands I had pocket or wired pairs 42 times, like half 10 or above

holy christ



instaedit holy christ its still happening and ive brought it like 3/4 of the times
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Old 07-09-2007, 06:57 PM
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Default Re: BBV July low content bitch and moan thread

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i had to move back down to 50 after my latest attempt to make a full move to 100.

i hate 50

poker sucks

heres some fun...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($56.25)
Hero ($100)
CO ($225.85)
Button ($135.25)
SB ($34.50)
BB ($371.70)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, Hero calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $6</font>, UTG calls $4, Hero calls $4, SB calls $4.

Flop: ($21) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $15</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $95 (All-In)</font>, SB folds,

BB says: "hmm...i think u only have a FD" while using whole time bank

BB calls $80.

Turn: ($211) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($211) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $211

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB shows Ah Qs.
Hero shows 5s 6s
Outcome: BB wins $211. </font>

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Bwahaha sweet raptor christ he's too dumb to realize he's not even ahead of two random spades lower than a Q.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol. exactly what makes this hand so awesome
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