I play one damm hand

[jonwanchalk]

This is on UB, .50/1.00. I never play cash cause I suck at them (quote that and reply) but I tried. I got KK UTG first hand, I raise to $5, one guy re-raises to $13 and I push for $44 I have left. I get called almost instantly. I know he has AQ, JJ-QQ here at least. Flop:
8
10
Q
Turn:
8
River:
Obviously the ace, he has AK of course.

Also, I just got a nice hand after the flop in the BB in a SnG. He must be Miss Taroh as this was an insta fold by him.


Getting Hand History Information...
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Hand #44184808-26 at SnG-5108a (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
Started at 07/Jul/07 00:02:47

kumamor is at seat 1 with 975.
chabula is at seat 2 with 6430.
porn2kil is at seat 5 with 2130.
shadowlord62 is at seat 6 with 1650.
jonwanchalk is at seat 8 with 2060.
THE DUKE69 is at seat 9 with 1755.
The button is at seat 5.

shadowlord62 posts the small blind of 150.
jonwanchalk posts the big blind of 300.

kumamor: -- --
chabula: -- --
porn2kil: -- --
shadowlord62: -- --
jonwanchalk: Js 4d
THE DUKE69: -- --

Pre-flop:

THE DUKE69 folds. kumamor folds. chabula folds.
porn2kil folds. shadowlord62 calls. jonwanchalk
checks.

Flop (board: Jc 4s 3d):

shadowlord62 checks. jonwanchalk checks.

Turn (board: Jc 4s 3d Qd):

shadowlord62 folds.



Hand #44184808-26 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
jonwanchalk wins 600.
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[CandyCornsLOL]

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I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck (quote that and reply)

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EDIT: oops, left something out...

[mbillie1]

lol pwnd

[jonwanchalk]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I should never play poker cause I suck

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[/ QUOTE ]your mother's penis that is growing of the stillborn fetus on her forehead whom she calls Lito and plays with her candles and then puts them up your ass at which point you get a burning sensation and then ask for more then she lights the fetus's ass on fire and you beat off to it all the while sticking candy corn up your mother's ass to please her but only I please her because I suck.(quote that and reply)

[CandyCornsLOL]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I should never play poker cause I suck

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]your mother's penis that is growing of the stillborn fetus on her forehead whom she calls Lito and plays with her candles and then puts them up your ass at which point you get a burning sensation and then ask for more then she lights the fetus's ass on fire and you beat off to it all the while sticking candy corn up your mother's ass to please her but only I please her because I suck.(quote that and reply)

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"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
Wan, type this sentence 20x and maybe you'll learn something.

[jonwanchalk]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]
I should never play poker cause I suck

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[/ QUOTE ]your mother's penis that is growing of the stillborn fetus on her forehead whom she calls Lito and plays with her candles and then puts them up your ass at which point you get a burning sensation and then ask for more then she lights the fetus's ass on fire and you beat off to it all the while sticking candy corn up your mother's ass to please her but only I please her because I suck.(quote that and reply)

[/ QUOTE ]

"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
Wan, type this sentence 20x and maybe you'll learn something.

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"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
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"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
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"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"
"I should never play poker or post in BBV cause I suck"


What I learned today:

Candy Corn is best used by shoving it up your hot ass and watching it melt like the wick of a candle as it drizzles from your fat ass.

[radiihead]

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[Heavens_Myst]

OP buys in for $50 at NL100, MAKES SENSE

[jonwanchalk]

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OP buys in for $50 at NL100, MAKES SENSE

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I bought in for $50.

[Johnny Drama]

look on the bright side
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No rake is taken for this hand.

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