Things non 2+2'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

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I just hate how some ppl like to ask me how I did gambling for a particular day every single time I see them. Cuz ofcourse whenever I mention that I have had a losing day... ZOMG are u sure u know what u r doing? or...

them: how'd u do today?
me: good
them: how much did u win?
me: $xxxx
them: that's like $xxxxxxxx a year, ZOMG! u must be rich.

[Robbie Roo]

"My cousin's friend [Insert any distant person whom you can't ever have the slightest chance of meeting] made $XXXXX in X days."

[time4adrank]

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Mom: "Son, I think you have a gambling problem."
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go on tilt
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Dad: "Can I buy half your action?"
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get off tilt

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this happens to me regularly, but switch the roles.

it doesn't tilt me...i think it's funny

[FatalError]

"so what do you do, do you count cards"

i've heard it so many times

[piebear]

never ever tell your mother you play online poker. The advice "but you can lose it all in one hand" can only be taken a few times before you start actually making sure not to raise $3000 at 50NL

[stinkypete]

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Oooo - also the douchebag said 'Mate, if you'd made $40k, why would you be out here (small club in a kinda rural town)? He assumes because I made $40k I should be out on a cruise ship partying with Lindsey Lohan? Cuz $40k is like mega-lifechanging money obv!!!

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haha, i got this line like a month or two before i graduated from college. "dude you wouldn't be ehre if you'd made $xxx". "uhhh... where would i be?"

[fusting4321]

i ALWAYS get "But what if you get unlucky one time and lose it all"

[RikaKazak]

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"If I gave you $50, could you run it up to $2k for me?!?!"

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winner. this life tilts me.

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this is just too sick, I bet 10+ people I meet regularly have asked me this.

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Same...I HATE it...got into a HUGE arguement while drinking...basically my buddy wanted me to turn $1K into $50K...and I could keep $10K of it, I was trying to explain to him since I have $1K...why not turn it into $50K and keep the $50K for myself.

The discussion concluded with him calling me "selfish."

[king_of_drafts]

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"If I gave you $50, could you run it up to $2k for me?!?!"

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winner. this life tilts me.

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lol, I had the same conversation with my mom, sober


this is just too sick, I bet 10+ people I meet regularly have asked me this.

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Same...I HATE it...got into a HUGE arguement while drinking...basically my buddy wanted me to turn $1K into $50K...and I could keep $10K of it, I was trying to explain to him since I have $1K...why not turn it into $50K and keep the $50K for myself.

The discussion concluded with him calling me "selfish."

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[AceCR9]

someone tried to tell me a bad beat story today, from their $10 home game last night. I wanted to tell them that I've taken beats for more than they make in a year, but I just walked away.