Things non 2+2'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

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"If I gave you $50, could you run it up to $2k for me?!?!"

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winner. this life tilts me.

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this is just too sick, I bet 10+ people I meet regularly have asked me this.

[catcher193]

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"If I gave you $50, could you run it up to $2k for me?!?!"

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winner. this life tilts me.

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this is just too sick, I bet 10+ people I meet regularly have asked me this.

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[Al_Money]

"I hate Jacks"

"It's better to limp AK preflop because when you hit a pair, they will NEVER put you on it!"

"I put you on AK"

[kyleb]

you lost HOW much playing blackjack

[catcher193]

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"I hate Jacks"

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live game this always happens,
hah, I raise to like $10 after a limper with 500 eff at say 1/2 NL, button nit/rock makes it $85 to go, I instamuck AJs or somet crap, he tables his hand and is like I HATE JACKS, HAD TO TAKE IT DOWN PREFLOP, CANT LET AN OVERCARD FLOP OUT THERE.

[Robbie Roo]

Them: If you didn't win, then you didn't play good.

Me: Well, not exactly......

Them: Ummmmm if you won, then you played the best, are you retarded...

Me: Ohhh, and if you lost you played the worst, even if you got one outered on the river?

Them: OBV

Me: OBV

[invid]

you were up $x,xxx?! why the [censored] didnt you walk away!?

[Gullanian]

When I lose my BR on BJ and party casino and ask my closest friends and family to borrow a few thou off them to make it back and they all refuse.

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you lost HOW much playing blackjack

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[Sleek]

"Are these online poker sites legit?"
"Do they actually pay you if you win?"
"How do you get your money out?"