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Old 07-06-2007, 11:27 AM
SinkRox SinkRox is offline
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Brag: I'm 22 and have a 31 year old girlfriend.

Beat: (over 2 years now too)

ship it

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Old 07-06-2007, 12:21 PM
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If they're not 18...it's a potential beat. Get some game and find a chick closer to your age or a nice cougar...


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I'm 22 and have a 31 year old girlfriend. (over 2 years now too)

ship it

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kid pressure started yet?

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she doesnt want kids. booyah
pic coming tonight when im at home.
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:30 PM
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14 is the new 16 you heard it here first
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:44 PM
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Default Re: Brag or Beat: Partying with high school girls

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If they're not 18...it's a potential beat. Get some game and find a chick closer to your age or a nice cougar...


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I'm 22 and have a 31 year old girlfriend. (over 2 years now too)

ship it

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Beat: old grass. Bad to play ball on.
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:47 PM
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brag: she shaves
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:50 PM
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beat: the lack of hair shows how weathered her vulva is even more
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:51 PM
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beat: the lack of hair shows how weathered her vulva is even more

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ROFL
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:51 PM
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beat: the lack of hair shows how weathered her vulva is even more

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I think I'm going to be sick.

beat: Weathered and vulva in the same sentence.
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:51 PM
Quagmyer Quagmyer is offline
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shes not 60, like in the porns you watch
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Old 07-06-2007, 01:01 PM
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shes not 60, like in the porns you watch

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So she is 60 in the porns we watch? And 30 else where?
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