Things/Experiences That Are Better Than Sex - Page 9

suzzer99 · #81 07-06-2007, 01:57 AM

Oh dear lord - you both forgot the best part - her boob pressed against your shoulder blade. Her bare thigh against yours is also very nice.

Vyse · #82 07-06-2007, 01:57 AM

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Wouldn't it better if she was having sex with you though?

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Rape?

Blarg · #83 07-06-2007, 02:21 AM

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Getting a haircut.

Starts with a nice shampoo with some hot girl massaging your scalp and running that perfect temperature water over your head.

Then the feeling of the buzzer, especially if it rubs up against your ear and makes you get the shivers.

Then her slightly tugging your hair and she cuts it.

Followed by the hot foam and straight razor neck shave.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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You forgot the singing chirp of the scissors and the small, delicate way her hands move, almost unearthly, forward and back from her wrist, in a way you couldn't have imagined.

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Wouldn't it better if she was having sex with you though?

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Yeah, but for ten bucks, my hopes aren't too high. Besides, I dig the awesome foreplay. I'm fruity that way.

Blarg · #84 07-06-2007, 02:25 AM

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Oh dear lord - you both forgot the best part - her boob pressed against your shoulder blade. Her bare thigh against yours is also very nice.

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Shoulder blade? -- Your chairs don't have backs?
Bare thigh against yours -- your hairdresser wears miniskirts and perches by your legs?

If I went to that kind of place, I'd ask for a happy ending.

suzzer99 · #85 07-06-2007, 02:26 AM

Every hairdresser I've ever had has had boob pressed against me at some point. Maybe it's more the side of the shoulder.

Skirt for her shorts for me.

Blarg · #86 07-06-2007, 02:35 AM

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Every hairdresser I've ever had has had boob pressed against me at some point. Maybe it's more the side of the shoulder.

Skirt for her shorts for me.

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I'm glad I can't say every one has boobed me. I've had some oldies.

Can't remember the last time I wore shorts. Next time I go to get my haircut though, I'm definitely keeping that in mind.

Vyse · #87 07-06-2007, 02:42 AM

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Can't remember the last time I wore shorts.

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wtfux it's summer

spyderracing · #88 07-06-2007, 03:33 AM

Winning the state slalom (alpine skiing) title my senior year. It wasn't really even the biggest race I've been in (FIS races are far more important than HS races), but seeing how stoked my dad was on it made me really happy.

kazana · #89 07-06-2007, 04:49 AM

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Surfing.

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Yeah, pretty cliche, but so true.
At least the first time I managed to stand up on the board was definitely beating sex. Next stage: Try to get into (and optionally out of again) a barrel.

Cablelessray · #90 07-06-2007, 05:09 AM

1. smoking for so long you at no point know what time or day it is, with unbluffable FTW (maybe throw in chuckles)

(throw in lots of deep stack HU tourneys of Omaha)

2. fastfood high (other people said while drunk, but when i'm drunk i'm gonna sleep)

3. winning a donkament high

4. rolling a world class blunt

(noticing a pattern?)

they are only proposals, i'm choosing sex over all of them unless i just had a week marathon with the GF and just want a night off to get high

the only thing in my opinion better than good sex is high good sex.

P.S. recently had sex with a virgin for the first time, worse sexual experience of my like to date... is this true for everyone else???