Cool ass sayings not used enough

[mikecrooks]

From Football

LB's with Big D's to the knees

[time4adrank]

jesus h. tapdancing christ.
jesus christ on a cracker.
it's hotter than a fresh f'ed fox in a forest fire.
hotter than two rats f'ing in a wool sock.

[tthree]

Take care brush your hair
-or-
Two in the pink one in the stink!

[popeye18]

[ QUOTE ]
jesus h. tapdancing christ

[/ QUOTE ]

I like this. Usually anything blasphemous is good.

[ran]

DUCY?

+EV

[dizong]

- I've heard "Judas Priest" used in place of Jesus Christ
- "Well I'll be dipped in sh!t..."
- "Well if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle"
- Huzzah!
- Dag nabbit!

[popeye18]

Well ill be a monkey's uncle

My friend started saying Buddha damnit instead of God damnit.

[Florida]

hotter than a whore house on $2 dollar tuesday

[TheSalche]

After somebody asks if you know what you're doing ...

"Well I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night"

[popeye18]

well that really grinds my gears