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Old 07-02-2007, 06:32 PM
AHoboOnFire AHoboOnFire is offline
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

Grind his parents into a deeeeelicious chili and then feed it to him.
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:41 PM
mmbossman mmbossman is offline
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

Convince him to go to the grocery store with you and then beat him down with a cucumber or bag of potatoes when you get to the produce section. Or tattle like a little girl to his parents.
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:52 PM
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

damn man!
slap dat bia, no matter how old he is, he deservs getting a beat down.

or you could go your way and tell his parents... or you could tell the jakers... or you just could tickle him to death...

damn, thats revenge?
no bloodshed, no revenge!
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:57 PM
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

Take the wii man....why not trade $200 for a wii?

plus I doubt he'll pay you back anyways, so a wii > nothing
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:59 PM
RikaKazak RikaKazak is offline
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

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advice for 16 yo thief: obv tell your dad that he touched you

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best advice EVAR!! LOL
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:09 PM
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

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Call his house and hang up numerous time in the middle of the night?

Ummm caller ID tard.

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*67 you dumb tard..
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:14 PM
too eazy too eazy is offline
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

someone did something like this to me once, and what i did was i recruited a few guys, got some baseball bats; then when the clown was at a party i smashed the [censored] out of the car and spraypainted "do it again" on the hood which was left in tact.

i then put a decapitated buck head on the driver seat.

suffice it to say i never heard from the punkass [censored] again.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:28 PM
jjshabado jjshabado is offline
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

WTF? You had the Wii but then left it because the 16 year old demanded 50 bucks? Take it. Tell him he can have it back when he pays you $300 or not at all. Then when he throws the orange at you, take that too. Vitamin C is good for you.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:39 PM
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

sodomize him with his own severed penis.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:42 PM
saucyspade19 saucyspade19 is offline
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Default Re: Beat : Got a orange throw at my head by a 16 year old

you will never see the money, take the wii and say gg.

but in all seriousness, stab him. you gots to set a precedent or you'll have all kindsa shorties hackin yo [censored]
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