Cool ass sayings not used enough

[aramfingal]

you're sh!ttin' in my mouth and callin' it a sundae.

well raise my rent

well i'll be a goddamn son of bitch

[Befolder]

"Cupcake City," which means something is easy.

"How do you beat .25/.50 LHE?"
"Dude, that's cupcake city."

[krazyace5]

I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin contest.

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"He'd play the hind leg of a Jack." for a guy on tilt.

I don't want any cheese. I just want my head out of this trap.

I'm bigger behind than a cotton patch spider.

If God came down out of heaven and just begged him to fold, he'd call anyway.

"Did you hear God called Pat Renfro?"

"What'd Pat show him? Two aces?"

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Sick. I don't play much live but i've been thinking about adopting an old southern gentleman persona for live play. Thanx for some additional material.

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My brother told me about this electronics instructor he had that would get royally pissed off when he couldn't find something, like for example a certain gauge wire, and he'd start cursing and shouting, "Somebody 'round here's queer for wire!"

So whenever you can't find what you're looking for, just start yelling about how somebody's queer for it.

"Somebody's queer for my car keys, damnit!"

"Who the [censored] is queer for all the damn pencils?"

The great thing is that it works if there is TOO MUCH of an item, as well:

"What're they, queer for napkins in this place?"

PS: I posted in BBV4L. I feel all dirty.


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PS: I posted in BBV4L. I feel all dirty.

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Embrace the dirt. Let it get under your fingernails and cake on your skin and soil your peace of mind.

(Who knows what that last sentence is from?)

[samwallistea]

Up chocolate river without a popsickle stick.

[popeye18]

SERENITY NOW!!

[billygrippo]

isnt TJ's book essentially just a list of cowboy phrases?

[Headblader]

Never let someone [censored] in your mess kit.

[kolotoure]

The dogs bollocks